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GBRedneck
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Unidentified65288
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck
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Unidentified38856
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GBRedneck
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Unidentified3961
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Unidentified2641
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GBRedneck
17:26:26
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Unidentified51681
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yniky2002
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DeepPan
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PhilipJohnBirch
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PhilipJohnBirch
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yniky2002
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dchogfather
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dchogfather
18:57:15
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yniky2002
18:57:22
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dchogfather
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Ewen
18:57:52
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Ewen
18:58:06
Hello
batwench
18:58:06
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DeepPan
18:58:14
Evening all
dchogfather
18:58:16
hi
batwench
18:58:21
hiya
Majikman
18:58:48
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Majikman
18:59:09
Evening all
batwench
18:59:31
is that a wheaters?
paul
18:59:57
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dchogfather
19:00:04
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dchogfather
19:00:12
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batwench
19:00:32
hope that muller didnt meantion the war
Mullerbiker
19:00:48
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dchogfather
19:00:52
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batwench
19:01:10
Mullerbiker: hope u didnt mention the war with all your german stories
dchogfather
19:01:11
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batwench
19:02:22
rather personal question ewen
dchogfather
19:02:55
lol always down loaded the podcasts but now able to catch the shows at the new time
batwench
19:02:55
ASking if kelly weas comming
patrice
19:02:58
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batwench
19:03:13
Hogfather - Terry Prtactett
dchogfather
19:03:22
no
batwench
19:04:07
No muller have read all the books and I have nanny oggs cookbook
dchogfather
19:04:10
great film
Steve
19:05:00
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Steve
19:05:24
Hey, Patrice
batwench
19:05:49
Mullerbiker: the s&S with the things with no face scared t he crap out of ne
patrice
19:05:51
Morning Steve :)
batwench
19:06:01
paul: he nows plays ducky on ncis
Majikman
19:06:04
But Ewen the show on the web site dated the. 13th is the show recorded on the 7th not the one I was at
Unidentified5623
19:06:14
No, it's after noon... by about six minutes
Unidentified5623
19:06:54
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Steve-AWT
19:07:18
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batwench
19:07:19
Davic mcallam
Majikman
19:07:33
He's now ducky on NICS
Mullerbiker
19:07:36
patrice is excited
batwench
19:08:01
Mullerbiker: does that make me the offical BTN researcher?
Mullerbiker
19:08:22
Yes
batwench
19:08:33
WWWOOOOOTTT
batwench
19:09:16
Ewen missle?
Majikman
19:09:41
Can't find Colloquy on the App Store any more
batwench
19:09:43
So are Paul and Ewen stocked about the UK NFL league
yniky2002
19:10:33
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paul
19:10:48
Batwench Nah, they have been talking about it for years its a while before it happens and even when it does i am still a Pat!
batwench
19:11:03
paul: postman?
Mullerbiker
19:11:11
Majikman Colloquy is still there just found it
DocRock
19:11:25
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Steve-AWT
19:12:22
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batwench
19:12:32
YOu can use the word Flange
Steve-AWT
19:12:39
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batwench
19:12:54
You “flange” something together
DeepPan
19:13:01
Wasn’t the World Bowl trying to do that years ago with the London Monarchs?
DeepPan
19:13:12
a bit of 4-way action!
batwench
19:13:36
It is Doc sound.
DeepPan
19:13:45
video is stuttering a little now and then
DeepPan
19:13:58
sack the scheduler! :-D
Majikman
19:14:02
Under what @mullerbiker
batwench
19:14:36
Ewen: it is being a little jumpy
paul
19:15:13
I think that the problem with the UK franchise, people are fans of teams, in many case passionately so, i doubt they would move.
batwench
19:15:38
u lot been on PornHub dot .com again?
paul
19:15:41
DeepPan World Bowl was crap NFL players playing in the off season. This is the UK getting a franchise that would play in the NFL.
DeepPan
19:16:03
yep, I remember it being pretty crap
DeepPan
19:16:45
the “world wide web”? :D
DeepPan
19:18:22
Why did Hungarians come to the UK to do it?
batwench
19:18:34
Ewen - how did the vicar know about it
batwench
19:19:05
I have done things in a gaveyard just never urinated
trigger
19:19:36
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batwench
19:19:43
Paul - 1st the earth cooled and then the diosaurs came along....
DeepPan
19:19:56
Later on in that video it shows Don buying a carpet! :-D
DeepPan
19:20:30
5:22
batwench
19:20:40
Ewen has wood
batwench
19:21:00
Doc PLEASE DONE POLISH IT ON HERE
DeepPan
19:21:19
Cough!
batwench
19:21:35
Hope that they arent latex Doc..
DeepPan
19:21:38
Shocker - 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink
KellyG
19:24:21
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KellyG
19:24:38
ACTION waves
Steve-AWT
19:24:43
KELLYG!
KellyG
19:24:51
STEVE
Steve-AWT
19:24:58
KELLY!
KellyG
19:26:17
STEVE!
KellyG
19:26:21
DR SCOTT!
DocRock
19:26:23
Sidows Kiddies
DeepPan
19:26:28
how many pints did he have to down before he found out it was a gay bar? :D
patrice
19:26:44
LOL
rowarta
19:28:37
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rowarta
19:29:26
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DeepPan
19:30:20
looks cold in there ;-)
DeepPan
19:31:44
no toast!!!!!
rowarta
19:31:58
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Steve-AWT
19:32:04
This hat has NOTHING to do with living in Colorado.
Mullerbiker
19:33:39
Kelly is always the last one to know its raining
KellyG
19:33:57
SHUT IT!
DeepPan
19:34:41
teapot with a broken spout!
DeepPan
19:35:10
WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!! :D
batwench
19:35:28
Did paul really sit down like that ON AIR
Majikman
19:36:26
5 by 5 Ewen
Mullerbiker
19:36:33
UNMUTE
DocRock
19:36:42
Steve-AWT Old Guy Problems?
batwench
19:36:48
For Dads everywhere
Steve-AWT
19:36:51
I am unmuted...
Steve-AWT
19:37:15
I have my damned mic turned all the way up. BTW, have I ever mentioned that I fucking hate Skype?
KellyG
19:37:18
Steve-AWT Loopback/Soundflower Jiggery Pokery?
Steve-AWT
19:37:29
Nopeynope.
KellyG
19:37:40
I mean do you need some?
patrice
19:37:44
It’s probably ewen who muted him :P
richarddummer
19:37:50
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Mullerbiker
19:37:54
That will make great TV 20 mins of Doc polishing Ewens mug
DeepPan
19:38:13
money shot
KellyG
19:38:25
riveting.
Mullerbiker
19:38:30
DocRock with an arm like popeye
DeepPan
19:38:35
he’ll be able to see his face in it! :D
paul
19:38:41
Is the stream crappy for everyone else?
patrice
19:38:58
yes
batwench
19:38:59
Paul I have had to reboot it
dchogfather
19:39:18
its ok for new
batwench
19:39:18
paul: why are you watcing the stream - he is right in front of you?
batwench
19:39:34
Are we going to have the sound of DocRock rubbing throughout the podcast
DeepPan
19:39:40
look at Doc’s “concentration tongue” as he buffs :D
Majikman
19:39:48
Wouldn't up and down be better that side to side for polishing
Steve-AWT
19:39:49
Maybe I'll unplug my mic and go with the built-in mic.
DeepPan
19:40:36
doc
batwench
19:40:38
Ewen that is DocRock
dchogfather
19:40:46
scary picture
batwench
19:40:49
OK
KellyG
19:40:55
batwench: I know. SO shenanigans!
Steve-AWT
19:41:00
Soooo, nice.
DeepPan
19:41:04
wasn’t sure if was your polisher doc :)
batwench
19:41:18
DocRock: sorry I thought it was your rubbing
rowarta
19:41:22
lol
dchogfather
19:41:24
lol
Mullerbiker
19:41:46
DeepPan
19:42:30
we ain’t letting him in to the UK :D
Mullerbiker
19:42:35
batwench
19:42:46
Nice to see that proffesional standards of this network are being kept up :-)
paul
19:42:57
Batwench: but i can’t see everyone else
batwench
19:43:17
Did you know that the word Moron is welsh for carrot
Robert
19:43:19
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batwench
19:44:21
DocRock: It does help if your workers can read and write.
Majikman
19:44:25
This is the man who could have his finger on the trigger.
dchogfather
19:44:27
spot on Doc
Mullerbiker
19:44:58
Light the red touch paer Ewen an stand back
batwench
19:45:15
DocRock: you havent heard some of the ones I have heard in the UK
Ewen
19:45:49
Hows the balance on Audio? I cant hear it
Steve-AWT
19:46:04
It's wonderful.
Robert
19:46:20
Audio ok for me
dchogfather
19:46:20
fine here
dchogfather
19:47:20
if apple moves to the US will the price of Apple products go up ????
KellyG
19:47:30
it would explode.
batwench
19:47:35
How about having an American wife for him?
KellyG
19:47:48
Preach!
DeepPan
19:47:50
That can’t be a toupe. No one would make a rug that bad
paul
19:48:38
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dchogfather
19:48:50
US women wont put up with him
Steve-AWT
19:48:52
Paul broke his pipe
Majikman
19:49:17
Wow Doc
rowarta
19:49:23
blue
dchogfather
19:49:26
looks cool
DeepPan
19:49:28
that’s too much foreign! :D
Steve-AWT
19:49:30
Blue!
dchogfather
19:49:31
blue
Mullerbiker
19:50:15
KellyG Did you play an Ewoc in starwars?
DeepPan
19:50:27
How would a caricature look on those flasks Ewen? :)
Majikman
19:50:33
When are you taking orders Doc?
paul
19:51:15
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DocRock
19:51:46
Majikman whenevers, I'm about to ship this pumpkin to Ewen
paulums
19:51:59
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Mullerbiker
19:52:29
The tax laws were illegal Ireland and Belgium were giving tax breaks
Mullerbiker
19:52:39
Not just apple been caught....
Steve-AWT
19:53:04
So, most countries, cities, etc... provide tax breaks to get factories built in their locations
DeepPan
19:54:33
Foxconn are looking to buy Sharp
batwench
19:54:43
Mullerbiker: WHERE ARE THOSE SHOES FROM THEY ARE LUSH
batwench
19:55:05
Everyone goes on about Apple etc. If they were that upset about it then they would boycot the products!
Mullerbiker
19:55:12
I just search platform shoes men
dchogfather
19:55:13
Apples just an easy target because they are so popular
patrice
19:55:27
This one is probably better for him
DeepPan
19:56:08
Cook himself has already said that the tax system is still based in the industrial age, needs totally reworking
Mullerbiker
19:56:15
Bit too much a trainers
benroethig-52
19:56:46
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DocRock
19:56:53
paul
19:56:59
Evening benroethig-52
DocRock
19:57:07
Ben
Steve-AWT
19:57:21
BENNNNNN!
patrice
19:57:31
BEN!
KellyG
19:57:31
BEN!
Robert
19:57:35
Appropriate and fair tax laws should be determined by governments, not self interested CEOs of multinational companies
benroethig-52
19:57:37
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DeepPan
19:57:37
Vancouver is a very common one for the filming
Steve-AWT
19:57:53
And Toronto
BenRoethig
19:58:10
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patrice
19:58:20
Yeah.. almost every time they need a big city (like new york, or even Frankfurt) they film it in Vancouver
Ewen
19:58:37
I think you hit Batwenches Buttons there Muller
BenRoethig
19:58:41
that’s because Canadia is cheap
batwench
19:58:56
Ewen: SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES
Majikman
19:59:06
Star Wars at Leavesden
DeepPan
19:59:09
It’s easy to get zombie extras in Glasgow
patrice
19:59:16
No Ben. It’s because Vancouver allows them to shut down half of the city while New York doesn’t
Mullerbiker
19:59:20
db
19:59:22
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batwench
19:59:23
:-)
dchogfather
19:59:38
like them shoes
BenRoethig
20:00:08
deserted.. except for terrorists ;)
patrice
20:00:17
@muller: Those are awesome!!!!
DocRock
20:00:41
I did a lot of Hydros in college KellyG :)
BenRoethig
20:02:30
like 4.7 inches or so?
dchogfather
20:03:15
lol
batwench
20:03:18
Ewen - you need to use the line that my mate Boz did in work today “Kelly you are still transmitting”
BenRoethig
20:03:29
Ewen, you don’t want a 4”inch screen, but you’re not my mom
KellyG
20:03:32
(:
dchogfather
20:03:47
6s and 6s+ is ideal
batwench
20:03:49
Ewen: you men always want it bigger. We just want quality
DeepPan
20:04:26
So, they’re going to offer 3 phone sizes :)
batwench
20:04:33
paul: On the plus side you are taller than me :-)
BenRoethig
20:04:42
superman couldn’t stop kelly talking
DeepPan
20:05:18
will it be called an iPhone 6 Minus?
batwench
20:05:44
I am currenlty bitting my tongue about an outspoken woman comment……. It would pee off the blokes in the room and is terribly sexist
paul
20:05:47
batwench: i have no issue with my height, It means i can be comfy on long haul economy
patrice
20:05:50
BenRoethig: The Flash couldn’t stop her!!!
BenRoethig
20:06:01
exactly patrice
batwench
20:06:06
Mullerbiker: ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
batwench
20:06:23
Mullerbiker: do you like mr B? His credit card could get a bashing
BenRoethig
20:06:33
the 5S is the cheap phone
BenRoethig
20:07:08
you can’t stop patrice from talking either
Steve-AWT
20:07:10
iPhone 7 nano, iPhone 7 mini, iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus
Steve-AWT
20:07:17
FOUR different sizes.
Steve-AWT
20:07:25
Why not?
DeepPan
20:07:26
yep, same spec but different sizes
patrice
20:07:27
BenRoethig: It’s VERY hard indeed :P
DeepPan
20:07:49
Ewen, you’ll have to introduce “the talking stick”! :D
BenRoethig
20:07:54
LOL Doc
Robert
20:08:24
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BenRoethig
20:08:28
I miss being able watch these shows. Damn day job
patrice
20:09:00
Jeeez ben. :P You need to have some priorities !
DeepPan
20:09:02
ok, here’s a question. Who currently makes a 4inch phone that Apple would steal the sales from with this?
BenRoethig
20:09:14
they made bigger phones and I’m really happy about it :)
Steve-AWT
20:09:20
Here's what the next iPhone will be based on: http://www.morenormalthannot.com/2013/11/30/boombox/
BenRoethig
20:09:43
that would be awesome steve.
Steve-AWT
20:09:44
PhreePhone
paul
20:09:46
The study of the human body and its movement. The study of the human body and its movement, often involving research into measurements relating to people. It also involves collecting statistics or measurements relevant to the human body, called Anthropometric Data.
BenRoethig
20:09:49
iPhone Block Rocker
batwench
20:10:17
Mullerbiker: I could have hotten then. I got the ones with the light saber heals
DeepPan
20:10:20
only reason they’ve offered a “free phone” was that it was an old spec
Mullerbiker
20:10:25
I love the 6 plus… I want the iphone fat boy :)
DocRock
20:10:41
I got one more small point, The reason these shouts are coming is people/analyst/media are looking for the "Next" thing from apple. The Big Phone counted sorta as a "Next" thing.
BenRoethig
20:10:47
its pretty quickly going away. Nobody offers 2 year contracts anymore as of a week ago
Steve-AWT
20:11:01
AT&T will offer them until March, BenRoethig
Mullerbiker
20:11:22
6c
Steve-AWT
20:11:38
But I get your point; they are going bye-bye
dchogfather
20:11:41
you have to have a cheaper iphone to attract people
batwench
20:11:56
Americans on here. Is having Honey in your tea normal over there?
KellyG
20:12:00
You have to appeal to kids.
Mullerbiker
20:12:11
FANBOY RANT
Steve-AWT
20:12:14
Doc, take a chill pill
patrice
20:12:20
SHut up MULLER
BenRoethig
20:12:21
we don’t drink Tea
patrice
20:12:30
:P
KellyG
20:12:33
batwench: Yes.
batwench
20:12:41
I just said to MrB “supernatural is back on” His responce “stupid apple, what is that?"
dchogfather
20:12:45
we do here in the UK and have honey in the tea
BenRoethig
20:12:50
though, honey tea sounds pretty good
KellyG
20:12:53
honey in tea isn't super common (usually sugar) but yes it's not unheard of.
DeepPan
20:12:55
Ewen, who currently makes an sells a 4inch phone? Anyone? Is there even a demand for it?
batwench
20:13:21
Mullerbiker: mine are the ones on the right. They even have a usb port to charge them up :-)
BenRoethig
20:13:26
Music memos is a god send
BenRoethig
20:13:39
I wish I had it 15 years ago
dchogfather
20:14:16
music memos?
BenRoethig
20:14:39
I’ve had many song ideas sqashed by the time I found pencil and paper
Mullerbiker
20:14:42
Mullerbiker
20:14:57
You hum it weater and Ill play it
GBRedneck
20:15:07
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DeepPan
20:15:35
Does Kelly’s earphones cut out when her mic is active?
DeepPan
20:15:47
Skype thing maybe?
patrice
20:15:57
Her ears cut out DeepPan
DeepPan
20:16:05
ouch! ;)
BenRoethig
20:16:23
I do know Steve and you’re on the right track
Steve-AWT
20:17:32
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BenRoethig
20:17:36
Patrice, we need a new theme song, get to it
Steve-AWT
20:17:40
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patrice
20:17:53
Me? I got no time for that, buddy :P
dchogfather
20:17:56
cool
BenRoethig
20:18:10
then go edit 46 :p
patrice
20:18:35
You can do it yourself, BenRoethig :P
DeepPan
20:18:59
It looks like HealthKit will include Watch Activity monitor as well by that pic
batwench
20:19:27
May I suggest HOYA glasses with their glaze when you use a VDU - most awesome
Steve-AWT
20:19:53
I thought you said HeathKit (old guy joke)
BenRoethig
20:20:08
I could use a heath bar right now
Steve-AWT
20:20:16
CRUNCH-CRUNCH-CRUNCH
BenRoethig
20:20:24
that Star wars movie I’ve gone to 4 times now?
batwench
20:20:26
KellyG: soooo annoying
BenRoethig
20:20:32
and will see again tomorrow
Steve-AWT
20:20:39
Tell the fucker to wear long sleeves
DeepPan
20:20:48
or, he would wear sleeves! :D
Majikman
20:20:51
Totally agree batwench notice the difference when I take the glasses off
patrice
20:21:12
kelly: Some combination.. like Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A?
Steve-AWT
20:21:17
LOL
BenRoethig
20:21:23
select start
Steve-AWT
20:21:44
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Steve-AWT
20:21:56
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batwench
20:21:58
ewen buy a bool
batwench
20:22:00
book
BenRoethig
20:22:08
somebody tie Steve’s chat client to his chair
Steve-AWT
20:22:20
LOL
BenRoethig
20:22:37
For Hermes customers, $1100 is nothing
batwench
20:22:50
BenRoethig: herpes?
BenRoethig
20:23:07
that’s for Android Wear users
Steve-AWT
20:23:09
Ew, a herpes watchband
DeepPan
20:23:34
After this year, Apple will be holding the event at their own campus theatre
KellyG
20:23:35
I'd think if you wanted to be a Hermes customer, $1100 is getting in cheap.
Unidentified55382
20:23:41
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DeepPan
20:23:46
Thunderbolt3 will
BenRoethig
20:24:09
Thuderbolt 3 is already out
Steve-AWT
20:24:17
I wonder if the new Apple campus will have drone zappers located around the perimeter?
DeepPan
20:24:29
Thunderbolt3 is already available on new DellXPS laptop
batwench
20:24:30
ewen have you seen this one: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35370254
BenRoethig
20:24:34
wait until march
patrice
20:24:56
probably more like may, ben
BenRoethig
20:25:05
Not just dells. Its amazing how widespread TB3 was at CES
Steve-AWT
20:25:28
And surprising number of USB-C products at CES
BenRoethig
20:25:29
Just as long as they’re out before my AppleCare on my Retina expires
BenRoethig
20:25:38
Type-C owed CES
Mullerbiker
20:25:41
We a;; slackers
Mullerbiker
20:25:50
we are slackers I should say
patrice
20:26:01
Mullerbiker: you most definitely are!!! :P
BenRoethig
20:26:10
I loved the Type-C displays that were annouced
Steve-AWT
20:26:10
Ewen, we have a way to add patrons automatically to a slack chatroom, works great.
Robert
20:26:27
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batwench
20:26:48
ewen do I have to increase my membership then?
Unidentified13747
20:27:09
>> Joins the chat room
Ewen
20:27:20
No BW not unless you want to
patrice
20:27:21
batwench
20:27:49
Ewen: you will have to wait until I get my pay rise :-)
BronwynECG
20:27:49
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batwench
20:27:59
i have it
Mullerbiker
20:28:28
KellyG you nicked that off my slack post in coolthing…
dchogfather
20:28:32
that sounds cruel lol, but i must have a look
Mullerbiker
20:28:43
less explody
batwench
20:28:56
dchogfather: v v v silly
Robert
20:29:16
Super amazing?!
BenRoethig
20:29:43
there’s a slack room?
patrice
20:29:50
yes
dchogfather
20:30:16
0.79p in uk App store
batwench
20:30:25
BenRoethig: yes ask Ewen for invite by emailing britishtechnews@gmail.com
KellyG
20:30:59
batwench
20:31:12
KellyG: I love the videos of how to play the game
Steve-AWT
20:31:57
And you can run the Remix OS on a USB flash drive on a Mac.
Steve-AWT
20:32:03
Why? Because you can.
paulums
20:32:05
<< Leaves the chat room
BenRoethig
20:32:08
Great pick Dic
Steve-AWT
20:32:10
LIVE LOOPS IS GREATTTTT
BenRoethig
20:32:10
Doc
Steve-AWT
20:32:22
Dick pic?
dchogfather
20:32:24
:( not available on amazon atm
patrice
20:32:32
Steve-AWT: Why? Because I’m BATMAAAAAN!
batwench
20:32:34
DocRock: your sound is dire tonight
Steve-AWT
20:32:38
LOL
BenRoethig
20:32:41
lol patrice
DeepPan
20:33:14
get that landing net again ;-)
Steve-AWT
20:33:32
Paul is lost
BronwynECG
20:33:33
they DID talk about pencil support in office right?
batwench
20:34:03
patrice: mr B so wants them
BenRoethig
20:34:36
I’ve upgraded my whole house to Hue over the past few months. I can’t imagine how I survived without connected lights
Steve-AWT
20:35:22
Do Vietnamese people pronounce those lights "WAY"?
patrice
20:35:24
batwench
20:35:50
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS
DocRock
20:35:59
I have 20 light connected to my hue
Steve-AWT
20:36:08
Greenlygreen
DocRock
20:36:09
the old strips sucked
batwench
20:36:43
wtf has happened to DocRock sounds
DeepPan
20:37:29
thumbs up ;)
KellyG
20:37:49
I love my hue lights. I think I'm at like 25 now
batwench
20:38:25
me me me
Robert
20:38:48
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
20:39:12
only has 1GB of “unlimited” 4G data :/
KellyG
20:39:12
Here's the page for the light strips on Philips: http://www2.meethue.com/en-us/productdetail/philips-hue-lightstrip-plus
batwench
20:39:28
BronwynECG: ??????
BronwynECG
20:39:56
yeah it’s the cheapest level I can get on T-mobile
BronwynECG
20:40:01
batwench: ^
BronwynECG
20:40:15
then it drops down to like dialup speed :/
batwench
20:40:51
paul: porn? block that
paul
20:42:18
batwench: porn goes no where near my mac for fear of presentations
BronwynECG
20:42:50
wait Australian winter or UK winter?
batwench
20:42:57
he only likes it cause its called big bash
BronwynECG
20:43:40
I don’t know anything about cricket to like it or hate it…
Mullerbiker
20:44:09
When one sides in one side is out then the other side goes in to try and get the other side out
DocRock
20:44:34
If Ewen says my Skype is not ducking correctly it could be possible the recent upgrade may have learned to ignore the settings because It is definitely proper in my xml file. http://dcrk.me/1JlS9H9
BenRoethig
20:45:45
it might be worth it. Something to keep busy before spring training
KellyG
20:46:13
Skype released an upgrade that took away something useful? This here's my shocked face.
rowarta
20:46:36
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
20:46:52
KellyG: i’m still kinda mad at Skype for introducing unblockable ads into the client on Mac :/
patrice
20:47:01
yep
KellyG
20:47:02
right?! so dumb
patrice
20:47:11
still not as bad as on windows, though
Steve-AWT
20:47:12
Twitter: @stevensande, Web: http://appleworld.tod ay, AWT Daily Update on iTunes
BronwynECG
20:47:23
KellyG i’ve learned to ignore them. handy skill from retail jobs :P
DocRock
20:47:36
I dont have ad's in my Skype but it may be because I have a Skype Pro account
Steve-AWT
20:47:57
Yay, that is fun!
Steve-AWT
20:48:20
I don't get ads either, and I know I don't have a pro Skype account.
dchogfather
20:49:37
Thanks Ewen and all, bye
dchogfather
20:49:41
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
20:49:50
I just stick to mobile Skype clients and rarely use desktop nowadays
Steve-AWT
20:50:08
Thanks, everybody. That was fun as usual! May have to do the next one on iPad Pro...
BenRoethig
20:50:27
$1 Kelly
BronwynECG
20:50:42
KellyG: gets the hot chick from Oregon price from DocRock XD
DeepPan
20:51:33
Doc have you tried a flask with your BTN caricature on? :)
BronwynECG
20:51:46
batwench: oooohhhhhhhh
BronwynECG
20:51:59
ACTION runs off and looks at purses 
BenRoethig
20:52:05
1.9 soubds right
BronwynECG
20:52:40
US seriously needs to move to metric already …. dangit >_<
patrice
20:52:48
heck yeah!
BenRoethig
20:52:57
that’s not gonna happen
patrice
20:53:19
BenRoethig: Bunch of assholes :P
BronwynECG
20:53:19
patrice: I’ve already started and only use meters, centigrade and grams :P
Steve-AWT
20:53:20
Youwin Rankine
batwench
20:53:29
How can you misspell EWEN
BronwynECG
20:53:36
Ewan maybe? :P
BenRoethig
20:53:48
you see the commonwealth country that have supposededly gone metric use the english system half the time
BronwynECG
20:53:54
stupid ewan McGregor >_<
BronwynECG
20:55:19
I can sympathize with Ewen though. People misspell and mispronounce my name. ALL. THE. TIME. It’s really freaking irritating
KellyG
20:55:37
Yeah try my last name sometime. (:
KellyG
20:56:03
<< Leaves the chat room
Steve-AWT
20:56:28
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
20:56:35
KellyG: seriously thinking of going to Australia or UK purely for that reason alone. Americans cant pronouce shit correctly to save a life XD
campionuk
20:56:37
>> Joins the chat room
batwench
20:56:53
Does someone want to tell Mullerbiker we can still hear him
DeepPan
20:57:03
nah :D
paulums
20:57:06
>> Joins the chat room
DeepPan
20:57:14
let him keep digging
Unidentified13747
20:57:15
<< Leaves the chat room
patrice
20:57:23
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
20:57:29
schier is lush
BronwynECG
20:57:49
schier?
GBRedneck
20:57:55
>> Joins the chat room
paulums
20:58:01
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
20:58:04
THis comes as a surprise why?
campionuk
20:58:11
Evening !
BronwynECG
20:58:23
no, have no idea what schier even is
batwench
20:58:31
Can I park my bike in that arse crack of Mullers when he bends over on Camera
campionuk
20:58:48
How is everyone ?
batwench
20:58:49
BronwynECG: grape juice
SwampRat
20:58:50
>> Joins the chat room
paulums
20:58:51
>> Joins the chat room
BronwynECG
20:58:55
oh
Unidentified65368
20:58:56
<< Leaves the chat room
Majikman
20:59:14
Sorry guys lost connection so missed last part of show. Catch up later. Got to go, see you on slack. Night.
BronwynECG
20:59:30
Mullerbiker: don’t yell at me about misspelling it. batwench started it :P
patrice
20:59:39
>> Joins the chat room
Majikman
20:59:49
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
21:00:02
BronwynECG: I admit I can’t spell. That is what started my diagnosis to being dyslexic!
GBRedneck
21:00:08
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batwench
21:00:29
Ewen: take it off your stuff if you don’t like it
DeepPan
21:00:30
ello mate!
campionuk
21:00:41
Evening paulums
BronwynECG
21:00:52
ACTION pokes paulums :P 
paulums
21:01:06
Ello campionuk
batwench
21:01:07
Ewen: the app that you were just on about
paulums
21:01:33
thanks for the poke bronwynecg it enjoyed that
batwench
21:01:38
Ewen: they have another offical dog
BenRoethig
21:02:37
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
21:02:50
Ewen ITS CALLED PLUTO
batwench
21:03:47
I am trying to think if when I last heard Alan swear. I have known him for 19 years and I don’t think I have ever heard him swear ewen
batwench
21:04:10
paul: NAANS are made from wheat bread with yeast!
BronwynECG
21:04:22
SHOW TITLE my breasts and my cock XD
BronwynECG
21:04:32
i’ll be leaving now :P
BronwynECG
21:04:34
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
21:04:39
I wish I was 10 stone!
campionuk
21:04:42
Howdy paul
batwench
21:05:02
Good Lady… Helen….. GOOD!
batwench
21:05:26
I am fine
DeepPan
21:05:40
Is “Breast & Cock” a new order at KFC?
batwench
21:05:44
Someone tell Alan to get a MAC
BronwynECG
21:05:47
>> Joins the chat room
DigitalAmoeba
21:05:50
>> Joins the chat room
SwampRat
21:06:01
I still use the ol' reliable mIRC
BronwynECG
21:06:06
Colloquy FTW
batwench
21:06:10
DigitalAmoeba: so are you sticking with the name Ginger?
DigitalAmoeba
21:06:13
In with ChatZilla now :-)
batwench
21:06:33
I already have done :-)
batwench
21:07:11
Ewen: I thought you would have used a gun not your hands
BronwynECG
21:07:32
ACTION refrains from making a comment about getting some of Ewen’s meat XD 
batwench
21:07:43
Pheasant - game with pips
DeepPan
21:08:01
yeh, not the 1st time he’s had a couple of dead birds in the back
BronwynECG
21:08:11
DeepPan: rofl XD
batwench
21:08:19
BronwynECG: you missed Doc polishing up ewens flask
DeepPan
21:08:28
It puts the lotion in the basket!
BronwynECG
21:08:31
batwench: I saw that :P
DeepPan
21:09:21
thats called a curb crawler
batwench
21:09:22
paul: they were just being a cock
batwench
21:09:50
paul: obs trying to get to the station for brekkiw
DeepPan
21:10:03
doughnut run
paul
21:11:08
batwench: ha!
batwench
21:11:17
paul: you should have taken the number down and reported him
batwench
21:11:25
Mullerbiker: CATman
BronwynECG
21:11:37
oooohhhhh Ewen belch!!
BronwynECG
21:11:41
ACTION takes a drink 
batwench
21:11:59
paul: given it to one of us we would have done it
BronwynECG
21:12:20
I learned all my proper belching from my grandad Ewen :D
campionuk
21:12:24
Ewen did Doc get a bottle etched for you ?
campionuk
21:12:48
any pics ??
batwench
21:12:51
campionuk: if you watched the mac show you would have seen doc polishing his bottle
campionuk
21:13:13
I missed Mac batwench - damn work...
DeepPan
21:13:21
the internet is shit everywhere. it’s the internet!
batwench
21:13:59
WHat did Ewen ’s other slave die of?
batwench
21:14:42
paul: eff off
DeepPan
21:14:47
he like the big mud flaps!! :D
BronwynECG
21:14:59
campionuk
21:15:16
lol paulums
DeepPan
21:15:16
get ‘em to fart to give you a clue
batwench
21:16:43
paulums: I am the time keeper not his PA.. Unless Ewen is will to pay relocation costs for my new job!
paulums
21:17:39
batwench - I'm sure he does good rates
batwench
21:17:47
The V&A is awesome. I keep on finding new bits when I go there
BronwynECG
21:17:49
bless you to whoever sneezed
DeepPan
21:17:56
it’s usually free, but they run special exhibits that have a small fee
DeepPan
21:18:18
loads of hands on experiments for the kids to try
batwench
21:18:38
DigitalAmoeba: what are you doing over the weekend of 17th Feb?
BronwynECG
21:18:42
it suddenly hits me where taht melody Ewen is whistling comes from: i dream of geannie
DeepPan
21:18:46
Episode8 has been delayed to Dec 2017
DeepPan
21:19:08
nope
campionuk
21:19:10
I was meant to be going to see StarWars tomorrow night but on call for a project delivery now.. gonna have to rearrange for next week..
batwench
21:19:12
DeepPan: not to cash in on the holiday market or anything.....
batwench
21:19:28
campionuk: the project or star wars!
BronwynECG
21:19:33
batwench DeepPan gives me plenty of time to see VII LD
BronwynECG
21:19:35
:D
DeepPan
21:19:40
yep, next door to each other, circle line
paulums
21:20:09
This dude is so dull but he has an amazing helmet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UN4qKlE2rQ
batwench
21:21:15
paul so they got you down from scotland for 2 hrs???
BronwynECG
21:22:02
brb
batwench
21:22:44
I need to get down for a curry.
db
21:22:48
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JeffG
21:24:32
>> Joins the chat room
DeepPan
21:26:09
It’s all relative, like a Norfolk wedding ;)
GBRedneck
21:28:09
<< Leaves the chat room
DeepPan
21:29:09
At least you guys sound like you’re having fun though :)
DeepPan
21:31:00
thats shocking!!!!
batwench
21:32:14
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
21:32:27
>> Joins the chat room
batwench
21:32:31
just to let you know that I am now reclined in bed with you 5 lads
batwench
21:33:29
hail DigitalAmoeba says mr b
batwench
21:34:09
PB is as bad as me for animals as I am
batwench
21:34:42
paUL red card for that joke
batwench
21:35:28
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
21:35:43
>> Joins the chat room
DigitalAmoeba
21:36:23
Hi BatWench...if Ewen allows look out for something you related later ;-)
BronwynECG
21:36:32
O.O I leave the room for FIVE MINUTES and I come back to talk about semen?! O.O
batwench
21:36:32
its PLUTO
BronwynECG
21:36:36
:P
batwench
21:37:00
BronwynECG: you have that affect on these blokes
BronwynECG
21:37:18
batwench: hah! XD I thought that was JeffG’s job :P
batwench
21:37:50
JeffG: may hve the effect on the blokes as well. who am I to judge
JeffG
21:38:11
And who am I to judge?
batwench
21:38:18
ex cop?
Mullerbiker
21:38:22
paulums you can have this for free tractor minecraft https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oWBIE06GFQc/maxresdefault.jpg
batwench
21:38:50
Mullerbiker: wont ,ove far on those hweels
BronwynECG
21:39:52
This guy created a BASIC programming interpreter in 'Minecraft' http://www.techspot.com/news/63506-guy-created-basic-programming-interpreter-minecraft.html
batwench
21:40:50
computer science is ms office use
BronwynECG
21:41:06
hmmm that’s odd. I had an introduction to BASIC when I was in the 5th grade back in the mid-80s
campionuk
21:41:09
My bet is that many of the "IT" teachers in schools can't code themselves..
batwench
21:41:27
BronwynECG: i had a bbc b I had to prgame the sucker
Mullerbiker
21:42:33
Weaters can do a green screen at the moment
BronwynECG
21:42:50
batwench i tried to use BASIC on my home computer back then but I was stymied by the fact that I couldn’t figure out how to save and I had no idea who to ask about it. I couln’t find the solution in any of the books my unlce gave me
batwench
21:42:55
Mullerbiker: would clash with his pink shirt
BronwynECG
21:43:44
Ewen JeffG I think had I stayed in the elementary school i was in in the 80s I would have been learning more advanced computer stiff
BronwynECG
21:43:46
sutt*
BronwynECG
21:43:50
stuff*
batwench
21:44:15
BronwynECG: computer stiff?????
BronwynECG
21:44:16
hah! XD
Mullerbiker
21:44:59
Ewen programmed Babbage machines when he left school
BronwynECG
21:45:10
yeah 9th grade is 13/14 here
batwench
21:45:15
Mullerbiker: punh cards
DigitalAmoeba
21:45:29
Most impressive thing and fully working programming using RedStone - PLAYABLE Pacman arcade machine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqMtmF_FOkQ
BronwynECG
21:46:48
O.o people still use second life?!?!?! O.O
BronwynECG
21:47:07
secondlife is even still around? I thought that dog died years ago
batwench
21:47:15
i have no dea what ed stone is. never done mindcraft
DeepPan
21:47:18
Isn’t 2nd Life just Chicks With Dicks?
Mullerbiker
21:47:52
Deepan NFN
DeepPan
21:47:57
lol
BronwynECG
21:47:59
Mullerbiker: hah! XD
batwench
21:48:12
officw
BronwynECG
21:48:16
Mullerbiker: and i just found out what that means today :P
batwench
21:48:36
all depends what he wants to do
batwench
21:49:04
nfn?
DeepPan
21:49:31
yep, the coding mindset is the valuable thing to learn with problem solving. the language used is just a matter of learning a syntax
batwench
21:49:32
norml for norfolk?
BronwynECG
21:49:34
Ewen: i remember when i was about 15, my friends were light years ahead of the teachers about the computers. While we were SUPPOSED to be learning how to type. my friends were secretly taking over each others workstations XD
DeepPan
21:50:03
Like someone lerning to be musical, then picking up any instrument they want
batwench
21:54:26
maths
Mullerbiker
21:54:32
I thought you planted a Simmy Tree
Mullerbiker
21:55:15
CLICK MY LINKS!
BronwynECG
21:55:21
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
BronwynECG
21:55:23
:P
DeepPan
21:55:34
Everyone in the chatroom wave!! :)
DeepPan
21:55:38
Mullerbiker
21:55:39
BArSTEWARDS
BronwynECG
21:55:41
Future readers: DO NOT click Mullerbiker links
BronwynECG
21:55:42
:P
Mullerbiker
21:56:20
JeffG worried that white thing isnt a microphone!
DeepPan
21:56:50
That’s no moon!
batwench
21:56:57
JeffG: its a 19th one PLUTO PLANET
batwench
21:57:03
10th
paulums
21:57:06
Starkiller Base
batwench
21:57:19
planetoid
DeepPan
21:57:22
Does this new planet happen to have a large gun built into it?
paulums
21:57:31
small bollock
Mullerbiker
21:57:55
DeepPan Dont worry its got a open port for you to enter
batwench
21:58:50
planet ten……..
BronwynECG
21:58:52
Planet 9 from Outer Space? JeffG :P
JeffG
21:59:00
Yes!
batwench
21:59:15
thats no plant, its a space station
DeepPan
21:59:24
that’ll explain why it’s only just been spotted
batwench
22:00:50
10th
Mullerbiker
22:01:13
I thought Plute is the size of your big top and is near batwenches
paul
22:01:16
<< Leaves the chat room
Mullerbiker
22:01:26
not top toe
paul
22:01:57
>> Joins the chat room
batwench
22:01:57
you leave my big top alone
DeepPan
22:02:03
paul
22:02:04
Solar System - Huge Scale Minecraft Project - Planet Minecraft
BronwynECG
22:02:27
grrr DeepPan beat me to it
BronwynECG
22:02:55
SHOWTITLE golden thatch :P
Mullerbiker
22:03:13
Todays show is a susage fest
DeepPan
22:03:20
Minecraft still wouldn’t show the scale of distance
batwench
22:04:11
10
DeepPan
22:05:01
teabagged
Mullerbiker
22:05:46
and it will come back a V Ger
Mullerbiker
22:06:04
or Second Earth?
Mullerbiker
22:06:51
Its a CARTOON GEFFF
batwench
22:07:13
JeffG: film, not doumetsary
DigitalAmoeba
22:07:36
HoloLens app ideas contest final 3...but check out the others too https://microsoftstudios.com/hololens/shareyouridea/thefinalvote/
JeffG
22:07:47
Oh, right. I mess that up all the time.
batwench
22:08:06
ewn doppelganger 1969
batwench
22:08:09
ewn
batwench
22:08:15
en film titlw
batwench
22:08:36
ewen film title:doppelganger
Mullerbiker
22:09:56
Mullerbiker
22:10:53
Also know as Journey to Far Side of the Sun
JeffG
22:11:23
It's by Gerry and Sylvia Anderson. That sounds about right.
batwench
22:12:31
beat you too it Mullerbiker
DeepPan
22:12:44
The microsoft guy that leaked those battery figures also slagged off Microsoft and suprisingly got sacked! :D
paulums
22:13:31
mullerbiker is useful after all
Mullerbiker
22:13:50
paulums I have my moments
paulums
22:14:00
mullerbiker we loves ya
Mullerbiker
22:14:24
paulums I sober I dont feel normal
paulums
22:15:40
mullerbiker nick a Guiness
DeepPan
22:16:04
Nando’s want to call you :)
Mullerbiker
22:16:57
I prefer to hang around church yards by the link… live action stuff
trigger
22:17:06
<< Leaves the chat room
DeepPan
22:17:10
Isn’t that like googlebox, watching people on tv watching tv?
DeepPan
22:17:47
Hotwire a tractor ;)
Mullerbiker
22:18:17
DeepPan Hang brake turns in a MAssey Fergusson
Mullerbiker
22:18:41
maily the green ones
DeepPan
22:18:45
lol
Mullerbiker
22:19:55
Competative E taking is that a sport?
BronwynECG
22:19:59
no concusions but you get XBOX FINGER!! :P
Mullerbiker
22:20:28
BronwynECG where do you put your finger!
BronwynECG
22:20:35
and sprained thumbs
BronwynECG
22:21:03
Mullerbiker: that’s none of your business ….. youve gotta buy me dinner to find that out :P
batwench
22:21:37
night all/ bloody knacketed xcxc
batwench
22:21:56
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BronwynECG
22:24:07
maybe i’m an old lady but pay per view *anything* just seems like such a waste of money ESPECIALLY e-sports
paul
22:24:50
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BronwynECG
22:27:18
i’m of two minds about DLC . if the game is feature complete and DLC adds at least 20 more hours of game play then i’m okay with it. but if it’s skins, stronger guns, pay to win that that sucks
Mullerbiker
22:27:36
Look Ewen wants to put his thing into anything
DeepPan
22:28:11
Aren’t all the COD games alternated between two studios? Totally standalone and separate?
BronwynECG
22:28:21
like i don’t mind WoW and their add ons but purchasing skins or even extra characters is a crap way to do business
Mullerbiker
22:29:07
Mines anout £25
Mullerbiker
22:29:17
But with Telly in £43
Mullerbiker
22:29:50
CAble is TOTAL 43 quid
SwampRat
22:30:40
I only have internet, no cable TV, and my bill is $109/month, but I pay the extra for business class to avoid caps.
Mullerbiker
22:31:59
£44 does include 100 mbs cable and TV and phone line
DeepPan
22:32:14
If you look at new deals now, most have a sign up price for 1st 6-12 months
Mullerbiker
22:32:32
and its about to go upto 150 :)
SwampRat
22:32:52
I mail my bill every month, so I know what I pay
DeepPan
22:33:07
Plus, if you take broadband with TV, the broadband will be cheaper
Tommy
22:33:11
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Tommy
22:33:28
helloe
Mullerbiker
22:34:22
Ewen pays £43.25 no phone or TV
paulums
22:35:16
mullerbiker has been opening ewen's mail again
BronwynECG
22:35:19
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Mullerbiker
22:35:35
Ewen bandwith should hit 300 Mbps soon.
Mullerbiker
22:36:18
You too can be a Slacker
DigitalAmoeba
22:36:38
Am I oldest UK2 user on BTN...coming up 22 years this March!
Mullerbiker
22:36:43
And you get my links :)
Mullerbiker
22:38:49
Unidentified25623
22:39:57
is there a streaming problem?
Unidentified25623
22:40:47
hopeless here in Aus...vision and no sound or intermittent
Mullerbiker
22:41:38
JeffG put some drum and base in that and you have a vibrator
Unidentified25623
22:43:17
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Mullerbiker
22:45:08
Found a cheaper one £4.99
DigitalAmoeba
22:45:26
paul
22:46:40
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Mullerbiker
22:48:16
If its Cortana should you be able to ask questions
tommygunn01
22:48:45
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Mullerbiker
22:48:54
I got a Boxed MAster Chief
tommygunn01
22:49:04
morning all
paulums
22:49:43
DigitalAmoeba
22:50:58
campionuk
22:51:19
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Mullerbiker
22:52:05
I got that on pre order
paul
22:53:19
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Mullerbiker
22:54:52
Matt Damon growing taters in poo with give him Delly Belly
DigitalAmoeba
22:55:35
Nice on the Master Chief Muller :-)
Mullerbiker
22:56:39
DigitalAmoeba New been opened
DeepPan
22:56:54
good show all! :)
Mullerbiker
22:57:30
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DeepPan
22:57:35
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Ewen
22:57:39
Cheers Everyone
JeffG
22:58:09
bye, gang!
JeffG
22:59:22
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Ewen
23:00:16
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paulums
23:02:13
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tommygunn01
23:02:47
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SwampRat
23:07:21
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DigitalAmoeba
23:08:56
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August 14 2018 21:33:45