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Time
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JackieHern
2:13:22
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taxi_cab
3:07:16
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JackieHern
6:47:01
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GBRedneck
8:22:56
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taxi_cab
16:11:33
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GBRedneck
18:31:53
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mullerbiker
18:37:12
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mullerbiker
18:37:48
Someone help me Ewen is singing!
Ewen
18:49:25
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Ewen
18:49:36
Evening
mullerbiker
18:49:50
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mullerbiker
18:50:10
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BronwynECG
18:52:26
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BronwynECG
18:52:40
Ewen face!!!!! :D \o/
BronwynECG
18:53:02
how goes it tonight?
BronwynECG
18:53:33
what?! naps are GREAT :P
BronwynECG
18:54:21
i really need a ringtone with Ewen saying
chuck
18:54:32
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BronwynECG
18:54:35
“I have you now” in growly voice :P
BronwynECG
18:56:53
Shag at the weekends is the SHOW TITLE Ewen :P
BronwynECG
18:56:55
?
BronwynECG
18:57:21
I *know* but I like the title anyway and makes people listen to the pre show :D
batwench
18:57:41
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batwench
18:58:05
I keep on forgetting it is a Thursday? Being off ill is a pain in the arse
mullerbiker
18:58:20
I have show title BronwynECG come in early
BronwynECG
18:58:29
it’s fridays now batwench i think today’s just an off day
batwench
18:58:44
Don’t confuse me even more than normal
batwench
18:58:51
I blame mullerbiker
mullerbiker
18:58:52
BronwynECG: comes in early with a show title
BronwynECG
18:59:01
hah!
mullerbiker
18:59:16
batwench: I have the alpha geek password what shall I do with it :)
BronwynECG
19:00:04
Ewen: ROFL
BronwynECG
19:00:08
hahahhhhahahaahhhhahahahaahahahaha
batwench
19:00:17
Take over the world. Or switch it the funk on
mullerbiker
19:00:41
Alpha geek started....
batwench
19:00:53
Warning I can barly hear and keep on coughing up green so I may not be all here tonight
batwench
19:01:03
Yeap you are live mullerbiker
BronwynECG
19:01:15
now that there’s free shipping at thinkgeek I REALLY REALLY wanna get this http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1dda/
batwench
19:01:35
OMG OMG OMg they are fab BronwynECG
BronwynECG
19:01:47
I am such a nerd :D
batwench
19:01:57
BronwynECG: arent we all on here
batwench
19:02:31
mullerbiker: yeap that looks like what I am hacking up
batwench
19:03:07
Ewen: did you get your print sorted out?
batwench
19:04:33
Also sharon wont let him
batwench
19:05:22
Sharon has given up
batwench
19:05:54
Sharon is far too lady like.
batwench
19:06:08
You will just have to come to the bash and find out from the lady 1st hand
mullerbiker
19:06:23
Works like a dog sniffing round a lot
BronwynECG
19:07:09
nope
batwench
19:07:56
What is king of ZumaNDA
BronwynECG
19:07:58
Ewen: i wanna see JEJ and Patricia Routlege do something together before either kick the bucket
batwench
19:08:41
OHHH I haven’t seen that film in years
DocRock
19:08:46
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BronwynECG
19:09:09
docrock Ewen I’m not THAT stupid *I* DID see the movie :P
mullerbiker
19:09:14
Can he do James Earl Jones on Big Bang Show
BronwynECG
19:10:14
DocRock FYI I can still quote the Color Purple (and do so on the regular) :P
mullerbiker
19:10:22
Diffuser.... And sand blast your lens
DocRock
19:10:28
BronwynECG :P
mullerbiker
19:11:05
And Ewen has factor 50 sun cream on
BronwynECG
19:11:50
yeah i have a 50 spf DocRock cause I am so freaking pale
batwench
19:11:57
DocRock: it is well known over here 50 Maximum you can get
batwench
19:12:36
DocRock: I am not saying that the UK doesnt get sun but I am vit d defiencent
trigger
19:12:50
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batwench
19:12:51
I have prescription strenght supliments to take
BronwynECG
19:13:02
i really need to get to the beach this summer or at least break into the pool in the apartment complex next door :P
DocRock
19:13:27
no double d efficent
BronwynECG
19:14:31
ACTION looks in shirt sorry no double D’s here >_< 
mullerbiker
19:15:08
People of France only have one egg for breakfast cause one egg is an Oeuf
BronwynECG
19:15:22
mullerbiker: :D XD
batwench
19:15:45
It would seem he can
BronwynECG
19:15:51
brb gotta get a drink
mullerbiker
19:17:41
If your a WWDC your two years behind
mullerbiker
19:17:54
Shabba
ChuckJoiner
19:18:19
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batwench
19:19:42
Cream rises to the top
batwench
19:20:25
Aren’t crown jewels locked up for their own safety ewen?
trigger
19:21:22
not mine batwench
BronwynECG
19:22:33
batwench
19:25:26
Peaty scotch VVVVIIIIILLLLLLLLEEEEEE
batwench
19:26:16
DocRock: I am currenlty white/blonde
batwench
19:26:26
Pink fades to quickly i the sun
DocRock
19:26:41
Loves You
GBRedneck
19:27:01
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batwench
19:27:19
ewen to be fair, we were all taking the mick
BronwynECG
19:28:37
huge negative in my paranoid American distrusting the government mind cause it let’s anybody insert malicious something in there
BronwynECG
19:29:46
ahhh okay
batwench
19:31:36
And it is still a planet
batwench
19:45:45
Guys I will join you later- feeling very rough at the moment
mullerbiker
19:46:06
Led Zeppelin clerked of stealing Stairway to Heaven..
BronwynECG
19:46:22
awww batwench feel better soon
batwench
19:46:28
Ta
batwench
19:46:31
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mullerbiker
19:47:38
There's five quid off first order if Ewen used code I sent him
mullerbiker
19:49:20
I just posted the lightening adapter
mullerbiker
19:50:40
I think it locked me curse I sent a bottle to my dad for Father's Day
mullerbiker
19:50:59
Might have though whiskey another address sus
mullerbiker
19:51:45
HORRIBLE and Uncoforable
mullerbiker
19:52:17
Yep DocRock you like dre headphones.... Base heavy
mullerbiker
19:52:55
THE ADAPTER ABOVE HEY LOOK
mullerbiker
19:54:52
Doc Rolf :)
BronwynECG
19:55:55
I need minions though :/
BronwynECG
19:58:13
Ewen: now THAT’S prett cool
BronwynECG
19:58:22
that backup case
BronwynECG
20:00:04
oh wait never mind my link
BronwynECG
20:03:30
We want self-driving cars to reduce overall casualties—unless we're driving http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/06/people-want-other-peoples-self-driving-cars-to-keep-pedestrians-safe/
mullerbiker
20:04:32
Ask him to lens you some money
mullerbiker
20:05:19
Dr Dre app?
mullerbiker
20:07:25
Can you turn it up to 11 Ewen ?
DocRock
20:08:22
mullerbiker
20:10:16
Looking at App Store Free apps.... No they are not they have very expensive in app purchases......
smok_
20:13:52
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BronwynECG
20:17:46
ACTION still thinks it’s funny when foreigners refer to ALL Americans as Yankees XD 
mullerbiker
20:20:14
DocRock: Dre
DocRock
20:20:40
pipe down Laddie
BronwynECG
20:21:03
Lip readers UNITE! :P
Ewen
20:21:41
Im saying fuck a lot
BronwynECG
20:21:49
oohhhhhh :P
DocRock
20:21:52
I cannot believe you guys let Whales win the Group in UEFA, Sad England very Sad
BronwynECG
20:21:58
hahh! :P
BronwynECG
20:22:36
wait…. you mean Free Willy beat England? O.o
BronwynECG
20:22:54
i didn’t know Willy could play O.O
DocRock
20:23:04
No Batwench's Home town
BronwynECG
20:23:26
i know, just messin with you
BronwynECG
20:25:32
really weird to hear the sky notification sound and not hear anything else in the studio
BronwynECG
20:25:37
skype*
BronwynECG
20:34:04
wait… can’t deliver it right this second or cant deliver it at all in the foreseeable future Ewen ?
Ewen
20:34:37
Delivery between 10ppm and 12pm. Not waiting around for a bottle of whiskey that I can buy in the supermarket tomorrow morning
BronwynECG
20:34:49
ahhh
BronwynECG
20:35:46
oh also Ewen I completely blame you for me now calling liquor stores an “offy” :P
BronwynECG
20:37:10
i can hear you mullerbiker
BronwynECG
20:38:10
to be fair Ewen I first heard the word offy in an episode of Talking Heads :P
BronwynECG
20:38:48
I LOVE that show mullerbiker too bad there are only 12 of them
BronwynECG
20:39:01
I’ve seen all of them on youtube
BronwynECG
20:40:07
Ewen farts!!
BronwynECG
20:40:11
ACTION takes a drink :P 
mullerbiker
20:40:41
I'm being assaulted
BronwynECG
20:40:52
lemme see your black eye mullerbiker :P
BronwynECG
20:41:40
drinking whskey always makes me feel warm
SwampRat
20:43:18
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BronwynECG
20:43:48
I must remember to not get drunk before blood donation in August
BronwynECG
20:46:22
ACTION DOES NOT have a weak pussy :D 
BronwynECG
20:46:25
XD
BronwynECG
20:47:35
http://www.mathartfun.com/ website for fun with the kids?
BronwynECG
20:49:30
ewen belch! Take a drinK! :P
trigger
20:49:41
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JackieHern
20:50:10
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BronwynECG
20:52:16
I just looked Ewen and Brexit looks neck and neck but I really can’t tell
BronwynECG
20:52:31
I can’t tell if it was an acurrate representattin
BronwynECG
20:52:38
representation*
mullerbiker
20:53:22
BronwynECG: eh
campionuk
20:53:37
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SwampRat
20:55:40
Crunchy audio
BronwynECG
20:56:04
just me or is campionuk really crunchy?
SwampRat
20:56:22
BronwynECG: He's crunchy
BronwynECG
20:57:32
bless you Ewen
paulums
20:57:40
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BronwynECG
20:57:51
campionuk: your audio sounds REALLY overdriven
BronwynECG
20:58:26
paulums audio sounds fine
BronwynECG
20:59:58
oohhhhhh just gota pakage from ebay. apparently there are branded ebay bubble packs now O.O
BronwynECG
21:00:55
okay bart’s audio sucks too
SwampRat
21:01:31
Bart and campionuk are both very crunchy, at least on the stream
BronwynECG
21:01:57
yep jgamet audio is fine
JeffG
21:02:15
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BronwynECG
21:02:17
oh and paulums legs are still sexy :D
BronwynECG
21:02:31
hahhahhhh : D
paulums
21:02:43
browynECG I'll send some pics
BronwynECG
21:03:23
paulums: oohhh leg porn!
DocRock
21:03:47
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BronwynECG
21:04:24
campionuk audio still crunchy >_< can’t tell with bart
BronwynECG
21:05:02
yep bart still gross
BronwynECG
21:05:07
gross audio
mullerbiker
21:05:11
I'm a poet and I didn't know it
BronwynECG
21:05:18
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SwampRat
21:05:31
Can barely understand Bart or campionuk
SwampRat
21:06:11
VERY crunchy audio from both
mullerbiker
21:06:14
Testing testing eye by gum
BartB
21:06:44
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SwampRat
21:07:02
Even the Skype ring was crunchy
BartB
21:07:10
Hi Chat room
SwampRat
21:07:58
Jeff is crunching
bobbeach
21:08:21
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SwampRat
21:09:05
Still crunchy
Ewen
21:09:11
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mullerbiker
21:10:04
Ahhh.... The panel all pretend to understand..
SwampRat
21:10:53
Guessing Ewen is attempting an entire reboot
paulums
21:10:55
[21:10]
paulums
21:11:00
...Muller
SwampRat
21:12:16
Sounding good now.
Ewen
21:12:32
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Ewen
21:12:45
Happy now!
SwampRat
21:12:55
Sounds good now Ewen
SwampRat
21:13:13
heh
mullerbiker
21:14:06
She is hungry like the wolf
paulums
21:15:05
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paulums
21:15:38
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Ewen
21:16:09
Is the stream ok? Keep getting orange colours appearing on the stream logo
SwampRat
21:16:31
Buffering a bit here
bobbeach
21:16:33
Keeps freezing
bobbeach
21:17:22
Ok now
bobbeach
21:18:24
Never had a microwave, will never get one
mullerbiker
21:20:48
BronwynECG: tell him it's an offy
bobbeach
21:22:07
Video keeps freezing for me
SwampRat
21:22:30
bobbeach: Buffering like crazy for me
SwampRat
21:23:14
I may have to go watch Daily Tech News Show instead
campionuk
21:23:27
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campionuk
21:24:04
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GBRedneck
21:26:49
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bobbeach
21:27:04
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mullerbiker
21:28:27
Light reflects off the Yorkshire ego
mullerbiker
21:30:28
BartB: I used to travel between North and South as a kid before EU why would it change
BartB
21:31:06
it's not been like that for a long time though
SwampRat
21:31:13
At least my stream seems to have stopped buffering, at least for now.
mullerbiker
21:32:39
Wright has a finger that smells of pork
paulums
21:32:59
Campionuk - ill find a new one
campionuk
21:33:17
paulums cheers dude I owe you one..
paulums
21:33:39
No worries mate - no f*** what I'm gonna do
mullerbiker
21:34:03
Cats out of the bag JeffG how you going to get them back
TheMacMommy
21:34:44
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TheMacMommy
21:35:30
since I saw Jeff is on, I want to talk about banning cell phones at concerts
paulums
21:37:03
campionuk -you take Taylor Swift my friend. I jave abackup
paulums
21:37:11
backup even
campionuk
21:37:20
cool, cheers paulums
paulums
21:37:37
campionuk no worries mate
TheMacMommy
21:41:18
my camera is cutting in and out, hopefullly my bandwidth is holding up
mullerbiker
21:42:51
Oh FUCK here we go again Bullshit
NCSUCPE
21:42:52
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SwampRat
21:43:22
Meh. They'd find most of my browsing history is spent on Fark.com
mullerbiker
21:43:58
Has Melissa not heard of Incognito mode
mullerbiker
21:44:40
JeffG: Your screwed if you don't use incognito mode
mullerbiker
21:44:50
I followed him :)
JeffG
21:44:59
Story of my life
mullerbiker
21:45:35
And got Te Bagging wrong :)
mullerbiker
21:45:46
Tea Bagging....
mullerbiker
21:46:22
Ewen: didn't explain tea bagging ;)
SwampRat
21:46:52
My son is 22. No longer care what he does online. :-)
mullerbiker
21:47:28
SW ampRat: does he think tea bagging is tea stains on your underwear?
JeffG
21:48:01
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SwampRat
21:48:02
mullerbiker: I'm fairly certain he know what it is by now.
mullerbiker
21:48:22
Can someone explain the facts of life to weighty
mullerbiker
21:48:50
Mrs Ewen counts the holes in the ceiling tiles
mullerbiker
21:50:15
10 mins to Brexit
JeffG
21:50:18
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NCSUCPE
21:50:47
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mullerbiker
21:52:21
Some young guy?
mullerbiker
21:57:28
Garry Glitter could make a fortune on Mac mons videos
mullerbiker
21:58:46
But in Yorkshire it's still the law to own a Whippewtt and eat Black pudding twice a day
mullerbiker
21:59:22
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smok_
21:59:39
But often reviews happen and get totally the wrong result - e.g. in UK it is still illegal to copy a CD you buy onto an iPhone. This was a review last year
mullerbiker
21:59:43
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mullerbiker
22:00:50
Reading the evidence sounds like he did :)
mullerbiker
22:01:32
Only because they remastered the track.... Opened then up as it was out of time
mullerbiker
22:02:13
If Zeppelin didn't remaster they were stuffed
mullerbiker
22:06:44
Including Gellar
campionuk
22:08:04
SkyNews Breaking: YouGov exit poll projection 52% Remain 48% Leave
BartB
22:08:27
Fingers crossed!!!!
smok_
22:09:52
I’m thinking a 4% lead is a big lead based on what was reported earlier
BartB
22:10:23
yea - a 4% margin is not THAT close
SwampRat
22:13:28
Last concert I went to was to see ZZ Top in 1991. Not many groups worth seeing come to my part of the country.
mullerbiker
22:13:46
Grow up campionuk you shouldn't be going to see bands....
mullerbiker
22:14:20
Sterling hits all time high looks like Markets think we voted IN
SwampRat
22:14:37
Swift is a huge twatwaffle
campionuk
22:14:46
I was right in the middle of the age range there @mullerbiker ! there was a woman on the front row of the circle at Halix Vic who was at least 70!
mullerbiker
22:16:57
Looks like a low turn out WTF will make people come out to vote
mullerbiker
22:17:33
campionuk: They were big when I was young.... Don't give me that..
mullerbiker
22:18:23
Estimated turn out is older you are the more people turned out
campionuk
22:18:27
@muller You were not young in 1991 dude !! You'll have been older then than I am now!
mullerbiker
22:19:07
BartB: if Ewen was the pilot the emissions would be sky high not rom plane but from Ewen
campionuk
22:19:55
@mullerbiker you were NOT young in 1991 dude !! You'll have been older then than I am now!!
mullerbiker
22:20:16
How dare you!
paulums
22:21:07
Nice campionuk
mullerbiker
22:23:45
Isn't that in Spain
mullerbiker
22:24:37
TheMacMommy: My kind of girl :)
ChuckJoiner
22:24:53
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Ewen
22:24:57
SHe’s completely thrown Jeff
BartB
22:24:57
the one I was thinking of is in France - see pic on this page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_furnace
mullerbiker
22:25:30
Does it kill birds.... But it's in Spain
mullerbiker
22:27:03
This in Spain
BartB
22:27:11
that is soooooooo cool looking!
mullerbiker
22:27:30
It kills birds though :)
JackieHern
22:30:40
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JeffG
22:32:04
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
22:32:12
I want a vinyl record or a tape or you can fuck off
chuck
22:32:14
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JeffG
22:35:05
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mullerbiker
22:35:22
EYah right :(
mullerbiker
22:35:41
campionuk: really?
campionuk
22:36:05
really what @mullerbiker
mullerbiker
22:36:21
campionuk: why do you think I went Q
mullerbiker
22:36:38
It's not the safe harbour
campionuk
22:37:07
theres a line @mullerbiker I agree.. didnt realise you'd gone Q tho mate
mullerbiker
22:37:39
campionuk: yep..... I did
campionuk
22:37:58
dm me @mullerbiker - fill me in..
mullerbiker
22:38:01
It's Brexit we cutting the ties
taxi_cab
22:38:34
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mullerbiker
22:38:40
campionuk: can't ask Ewen if he wants too I'm ducking
SwampRat
22:42:31
Now I want a ham sandwich...
SwampRat
22:46:24
Someone Bittorenting at paulums place.
TheMacMommy
22:48:34
Anyone here coming to Macstock?
JeffG
22:49:01
I am
campionuk
22:49:02
Unfortunately not me TheMacMommy
TheMacMommy
22:49:11
Yay Jeff!
BartB
22:49:16
bit too far away for me I'm afraid
JeffG
22:49:17
:)
TheMacMommy
22:49:49
BartB wish you could join us :(
BartB
22:50:29
so do I, but it's just not realistic ATM :(
mullerbiker
22:51:00
JeffG: and TheMacMommy sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G. ;)
TheMacMommy
22:51:03
BartB I completely understand
paulums
22:51:41
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paulums
22:51:42
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mullerbiker
22:55:40
Ewen: hasn't touched it for a while
mullerbiker
22:56:20
In app purchases are shite
TheMacMommy
22:56:28
my pick will be Macstock: http://macstockconferenceandexpo.com/
mullerbiker
22:59:32
JeffG: calm down
JeffG
22:59:45
I'll rey :)
JeffG
23:00:00
Er, try.
mullerbiker
23:00:55
FFS
mullerbiker
23:01:49
Did when did a wanker signal?
mullerbiker
23:02:23
And they are usually bad
BartB
23:07:19
g-night all
BartB
23:07:20
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SwampRat
23:10:33
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mullerbiker
23:10:39
And TheMacMommy yeah you'll get campionuk slack nazi message
campionuk
23:11:01
get back in your box mullerbiker :)
mullerbiker
23:11:24
campionuk: yes Mein Furer
campionuk
23:12:18
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paulums
23:12:19
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Ewen
23:12:20
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JeffG
23:13:11
bye, gang!
JeffG
23:13:36
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mullerbiker
23:16:03
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TheMacMommy_
23:52:03
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TheMacMommy
23:54:54
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TheMacMommy_
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