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taxi_cab
2:38:34
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JackieHern
3:28:45
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JackieHern
4:01:19
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck
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Ewen
15:09:02
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Ewen
15:13:16
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Ewen
15:15:25
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batwench
15:18:35
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batwench
15:19:06
Afternoon
batwench
15:19:18
That is a mighty mug
batwench
15:19:33
Good. Day off been for lunch now back home for BTN nstuff
batwench
15:20:21
Ewen - remember when you go to loo to swicth off mike. and wash your hands
batwench
15:21:18
March’s topic - a git but I have a few ideas
batwench
15:21:46
NO LEGO
batwench
15:24:11
Still probably not worth doing it for one reel of film. But a local digital photo shop alledgy does film. I have one of dads to processes. He has been dead for 15 years so only knows what state it will be in.
batwench
15:24:22
Ewen - how big is her handbag???
batwench
15:25:32
Not unless you break the surface before you hot it.
batwench
15:25:36
hit it.
JBISHOP94
15:30:01
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batwench
15:30:02
Ewen - why is the photo show not in the callendar?
batwench
15:30:08
hello JBISHOP94
JBISHOP94
15:30:21
Hello Batwench
batwench
15:30:58
But it’s arty!
Paul
15:32:22
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batwench
15:32:36
afternoon paul
PaulDixon
15:33:11
afternoon - probably not the paul you was expecting :)
batwench
15:34:40
I never expect a paul :-)
PaulDixon
15:34:49
haha
batwench
15:36:25
That looks like a Dalek!
batwench
15:36:58
Mr Batwench stated that he would love that this in a Nokia phone
Ewen
15:48:19
Sorry for rushing. All got away from me
betty02
15:53:39
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chuck
15:55:05
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batwench
15:55:26
Ewen: no worries. Life has a hobbit of getting in the way of fun
batwench
15:55:53
ewen - I bet you say that to all the girls!
batwench
15:55:58
YOu rang????
chuck
15:56:34
Hi Ewen…what line do you want me in on?
ChuckLaTournous
15:57:21
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batwench
15:57:42
Oh sound is hurting my ears
batwench
15:58:38
If he is making tea - mines not an earl grey plenty of milk
batwench
15:59:42
Chucks sound is a little distorted
batwench
15:59:58
Gain high?
batwench
16:01:10
I do like Chuck - he is always well turned out for the BTN.
ChuckLaTournous
16:01:53
Which Chuck, @batwench? Be specific -- these things are important! ;-)
chuck
16:01:56
Thanks!
patrice
16:01:59
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batwench
16:02:47
Thother Chuck, ChuckLaTournous !
ChuckLaTournous
16:03:06
@batwench ;-P
batwench
16:03:11
Mind you ChuckLaTournous has a collar on and stuff.
ChuckLaTournous
16:03:31
:-)
batwench
16:04:09
Still a little High on the gain Me thinks
maccast
16:04:29
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patrice
16:07:28
Hey chatroom
batwench
16:08:13
OWCH - I will kiss it better Doc
batwench
16:12:35
So Doc can say the woodworking tool correctly, what does he say for a internet modem.
DocRock
16:12:44
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batwench
16:12:46
LOL
batwench
16:13:39
They aren’t bad on the whole.
batwench
16:15:29
Just found out that Orlando Bloom is back on the market :-)
batwench
16:16:56
But it is loveable crap
batwench
16:18:17
Great we have a NIssaan Zoe, a Vauxhall Adam, what is next a Ford Gladys????
batwench
16:18:43
patrice: the most important question - what colour?
patrice
16:19:23
@batwench Not sure yet. Protonic blue or mineral grey
batwench
16:19:52
Dont go Grey - all the blinking cars over here are grey, including the mau mobile
DocRock
16:20:19
It's ChuJo and CLT )
patrice
16:20:21
@batwench Here it”s black, white or silver
DocRock
16:20:30
patrice
16:21:03
grey would be the save bet… blue is my preferred color, but I’m not sure how I will feel about it after a year
batwench
16:21:07
patrice: just aslong as you don;t do orange
patrice
16:21:40
@batwench Not even an option. BWM discontinued that one
batwench
16:21:51
There is a reason for that - it is vile
patrice
16:22:08
yup
patrice
16:22:29
Currently I have a red Audi A1 and I love it!
batwench
16:23:10
The black with blue ‘highlights’ look nice
F_hanshaw
16:23:13
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JBISH94
16:23:29
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patrice
16:24:00
It does… but not when it’s dirty which it will be in the winter… snow and salt and all that crap flying around
batwench
16:24:14
Grey also shows that up. NOt as bad as white though
F_hanshaw
16:24:50
Tim just needs to shut up or put. Up actions speak louder than words
patrice
16:24:57
true
JBISH94
16:29:34
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JBISH94
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Ewen
16:31:56
Chatroom - What do Apple ahve to do to get pros to say thanks
batwench
16:33:17
Nope, those are called engineers
F_hanshaw
16:35:42
Eh edu market my alma mater high school/boe just finished up deploying $1m worth of MacBook airs to two high schools in the county
F_hanshaw
16:38:07
They deployed prob 1,000 machines give or take a few
patrice
16:45:01
@F_hanshaw nice!
DocRock
16:45:08
betty02
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TomF
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TomF
16:58:46
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F_hanshaw
17:01:35
Honestly they could make the box as noisy as server rooms. Once I put everything I want and plugged into how I want I'll shove the box in the server cabinet if I have too
patrice
17:04:30
@F_hanshaw I disagree there. A lot of people have them on their desks so noise is an issue
patrice
17:05:53
But with the MacPro they have proven that they can create a machine that is silent and still very powerful
batwench
17:06:38
Autodesk also give it free to students. I has it
F_hanshaw
17:06:56
Yep now if they just either keep the bloody thing updated or let us update the pros will be happy Patrice
patrice
17:07:31
@F_hanshaw Agreed! WHat they’ve been doing is ridicukous!
patrice
17:07:48
*ridiculous
F_hanshaw
17:09:18
If they refuse to let us do it ourselves the. They have responsibilities to keep the machine updated. I'm most sure how far the $5'000 gpu have come since but
batwench
17:09:41
I must be one of the oldest person to hold a NUS Apprentice card lol
patrice
17:10:23
@batwench Pretty sure you”re not :P
batwench
17:10:58
Considering the UK gov only fund up to the age of 24
Guest79
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batwench
17:11:25
Guest79
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Guest79
17:11:33
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patrice
17:11:55
@batwench I’ve seen plenty of “old people” taking courses back when I was still a student
Guest79
17:14:02
now i want a cocktail 🍸
WesFL
17:15:11
cheers 🍻
TomF
17:17:15
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TomF
17:17:39
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batwench
17:18:02
is the vid feed starting to go shonky for peps?
ChuckLaTournous
17:18:19
batwench
17:21:10
Ah the 11th Commandment: Thou shall not get caught
batwench
17:21:53
what did they ask? anyone know?
batwench
17:23:14
Thanks Chuckl
ChuckLaTournous
17:23:20
:-)
DocRock
17:23:31
I needed that yesterday while practicing Emma's Kata for this weeks tourney
skidmarks
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patrice
17:24:57
patrice
17:25:01
app link
batwench
17:25:01
ChuckLaTournous: facepalm
ChuckLaTournous
17:25:47
@batwenches Yup. :-(
batwench
17:27:29
And what do points make …. Prizes
batwench
17:28:39
First for a while isnt it DocRock ?
batwench
17:30:51
And some of them are the correct way around!
chuck
17:32:12
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batwench
17:32:14
c u l8r
maccast
17:32:14
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PaulDixon
17:32:38
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skidmarks
17:33:21
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vincent404
17:33:24
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batwench
17:33:30
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F_hanshaw
17:34:40
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ChuckLaTournous
17:36:44
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Ewen
17:38:06
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batwench
17:41:13
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batwench
17:41:27
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Ewen
17:42:22
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JBISH94
17:44:48
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mullerbiker
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vincent404
18:00:14
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mullerbiker
18:01:00
Hello from from St Pauls
mullerbiker
18:04:21
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mullerbiker
18:28:36
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mullerbiker
18:28:38
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JBISHOP94
19:35:08
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JBISHOP94
19:35:18
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batwench
19:48:16
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batwench
19:49:24
how was the curry Ewewn?
SwampRat
19:49:50
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batwench
19:52:01
no muller tonight?
pitchforkz
19:55:13
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batwench
19:55:25
so the NHS dr went privalt lol
batwench
19:56:03
not if its soft tissue
batwench
19:56:18
kinky
batwench
19:56:40
nope
batwench
19:57:17
he might also be pewtered
JeffG
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batwench
20:00:34
JeffG: how has nightshade taken it?
batwench
20:01:32
Ours isnt too bad Ewen. Our house is a decent size
JeffG
20:02:41
Nightshade is taking it all in stride. She's also recovering beautifully from the medical scare she gave me.
batwench
20:02:51
What was wrong?
JBISH94
20:04:49
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batwench
20:06:11
Our mates cat was on the special food for years for his kidneys. Great stuff
batwench
20:07:50
Some vets are just like that.
batwench
20:08:19
We have Bob the vet, he is awesome and one hell of a sticher
batwench
20:09:00
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batwench
20:10:12
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batwench
20:10:25
Sorry about that had to restart the computer
JeffG
20:10:29
Leah the vet does house calls. She's awesome.
batwench
20:12:59
Always good to know that you have a vet you can trust.
JeffG
20:13:34
Yes!
batwench
20:15:47
Sounds like us when I was a student
batwench
20:16:04
JeffG: so when is the house warming party?
JeffG
20:16:15
How soon can you get here?
skidmarks
20:19:13
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batwench
20:20:06
Autopiolt sounds like me driving
batwench
20:21:42
defo more computing power
skidmarks
20:23:48
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skidmarks
20:23:52
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TimeBandit
20:24:15
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SwampRat
20:25:13
I'm stayin' put on the ground.
batwench
20:25:17
TSA???
batwench
20:27:28
EWen: and being bitter is a change from what?
batwench
20:27:48
Ewen: you arent that much older than me are you?
Ewen
20:28:04
10 years older
batwench
20:28:11
NOt that much older
batwench
20:28:30
Defo younger mentally :-)
batwench
20:29:27
Actually Ewen just worked out you are only 7 yrs older than me
batwench
20:30:01
India have a space/moon program don’t they?
batwench
20:32:05
If we can put a man on the moon, why can’t we put them all there?
patrice
20:33:54
yes @batwench
TimeBandit
20:34:07
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batwench
20:34:35
Can you imaging the fuel tax
batwench
20:35:22
THere is nowwhere for the farts to go. It will get smelly rather fast
TimeBandit
20:36:01
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batwench
20:37:56
Two good points in one show - I am improving
BronwynECG
20:38:18
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BronwynECG
20:38:34
okay im here. Party can start nw Ewen :P
batwench
20:38:36
Hiya Brow
BronwynECG
20:38:39
now*
batwench
20:38:44
Bronwy
batwench
20:39:02
My fingers are not working tonight - sorry bach
BronwynECG
20:40:01
what have i missed?
batwench
20:40:22
Space and farting in space
BronwynECG
20:40:53
Ewen: can’t there just be a room full of gassy cows for spaceship fuel?
TimeBandit
20:41:48
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BronwynECG
20:44:51
:D
batwench
20:45:18
Who is there with you Ewen?
BronwynECG
20:45:26
SHOW TITLE Jeffry
BronwynECG
20:45:34
SHOW TITLE Jeffry
BronwynECG
20:45:38
s fast fingers :P
BronwynECG
20:46:32
hehhehe “fluid output” XD
WesFL
20:46:58
OMG -- best story ever
SwampRat
20:47:11
Yet another product I'd have absolutely NO use for.
BronwynECG
20:47:24
JeffG: please test this out :P I’m curious to see how your wife likes this :D
batwench
20:47:43
MOre interested in this story that has a link on the same page: http://nypost.com/2017/03/03/man-found-dead-buried-under-massive-pile-of-porn-mags/
WesFL
20:48:34
20 percentile of all men
BronwynECG
20:51:01
SHOW TITLE beep beep beep Pull out! Pull out!
BronwynECG
20:51:02
XD
WesFL
20:51:30
gives a new meaning to raising the bar
batwench
20:51:57
It sniggers at you
BronwynECG
20:52:30
you guys are getting WAY MORE mileage out of this than i thought you would :D
batwench
20:53:00
BronwynECG its because most of them are married.
BronwynECG
20:53:09
:D
SwampRat
20:53:51
Get a large version of the condom, put it over the moon rocket to measure thrust.
batwench
20:54:00
LOL SwampRat
BronwynECG
20:56:35
all i wanna know JeffG is there any sort of lady irritaiton from this...
BronwynECG
20:56:58
SHOW TITLE Ewen :P fitbit for your cock :D
WesFL
20:57:07
lol
batwench
20:57:18
Did EWen just said that he has closed all his ring?
batwench
20:58:26
I have BT as a provider - that is a normal state for me lol
batwench
21:07:34
Isnt that what happens?
batwench
21:12:01
that is called stalking
WesFL
21:12:30
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TimeBandit
21:14:36
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batwench
21:15:19
Can someone please turn down gravity. It seems to be set too high in my location. I have just dropped 5 things in as many minutes
batwench
21:16:54
Ewen goes down very little - show title?
TimeBandit
21:18:15
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batwench
21:20:50
I didn’t even know she was still working there.
richard_harkness
21:22:26
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TimeBandit
21:22:56
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TomF
21:23:34
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TimeBandit_
21:25:34
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TimeBandit
21:25:36
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batwench
21:26:57
Is anyone elses vid feed beeing shonky
SwampRat
21:27:30
batwench: Smooth here
batwench
21:27:32
Shit and wonly
batwench
21:27:36
wonky
SwampRat
21:30:46
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TomF
21:30:50
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richard_harkness
21:31:03
batwench
21:31:35
Does a cool thing have to be tech related?
TomF
21:32:17
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21:32:50
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Ewen
21:33:03
Yes @batwench
Ewen
21:33:15
British TECH Network
batwench
21:36:02
In this months cosmo, it tells me, that apparenlty men are now getting Botox in the testicles. Apparenlty to smooth them out and reduce sweating.
batwench
21:36:07
YOU live and learn
patrice
21:36:48
@batwench WTF nobody is putting a needle in my nether regions!
batwench
21:37:13
patrice: it is apparenlty called Scrotox!
patrice
21:37:20
LOL
batwench
21:39:11
batwench
21:39:42
Also THe Big Bang Theory is an ideas kit
richard_harkness
21:40:45
Scrotox is hilarious.
BronwynECG
21:41:08
ACTION googles rising damp
BronwynECG
21:41:29
Ewen JeffG I don’t even have a scrotum and Scrotox hurts me :P
BronwynECG
21:42:45
SHOW TITLE Paralyzed Scotum L:D
BronwynECG
21:42:46
:D
BronwynECG
21:42:55
Scrotum*
batwench
21:43:05
I wonder where I get the reputation for being a bad influence from????
patrice
21:43:27
batwench
21:43:40
Sorry I broke the Show - NOT
batwench
21:44:59
At least Dr Sexy is laughing now
batwench
21:45:23
He wont with Scrotox
richard_harkness
21:48:53
Thanks for that Batwench. Best gut laugh I’ve had in ages!
patrice
21:51:52
Yeah.. thanks @batwench
BronwynECG
21:52:28
Ewen: you nerd :P
batwench
21:52:42
richard_harkness and patrice glad to be of service
richard_harkness
21:52:54
Another option for accessing old SATA drives I got on Amazon
mullerbiker
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batwench
21:53:32
mullerbiker: how was your night out?
mullerbiker
21:53:38
Hello from JQ
mullerbiker
21:53:55
batwench: im pissed
batwench
21:53:58
Ewen: some of us have not doubled in size I will have you know
patrice
21:54:05
@mullerbiker Hello from KO
batwench
21:54:08
mullerbiker: good night oyt then
mullerbiker
21:55:56
Yeah at Snowhill waiting for a train ... got patrice a phone number 😂 she isSwiss B UI t so we also Getn as N and English and she is nice 😆
mullerbiker
21:56:38
Fuck hate this phone
mullerbiker
21:56:51
She is German/Swiss
patrice
21:57:14
@mullerbiker That’s not the same thing ya know?
batwench
21:57:29
Bless her.
richard_harkness
21:57:40
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batwench
21:57:50
Am I allowed back ewen?
mullerbiker
21:58:43
@patrice she is nice 🤡
BronwynECG
21:58:55
night night Ewen
batwench
21:59:03
Night Night. I will see what I can come up with next week hehehe
JeffG
21:59:25
bye, gang!
mullerbiker
21:59:27
Show over night all
batwench
21:59:27
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pitchforkz
21:59:30
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Ewen
21:59:35
Thansk everyone. A Classic Show
JeffG
21:59:43
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Ewen
21:59:44
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skidmarks
21:59:48
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patrice
22:04:39
Thanks chat room!
mullerbiker
22:04:39
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patrice
22:04:42
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JBISHOP94
22:05:06
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JBISH94
22:11:52
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TimeBandit_
22:24:59
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TimeBandit_
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TimeBandit_
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BronwynECG
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DocRock
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August 14 2018 21:33:39