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Time
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OC_Keshaun
0:08:24
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BTNLinks_
15:40:19
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DeepPan
15:45:16
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MR_W
15:47:10
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Ewen
15:51:01
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Ewen
15:51:18
Afternoon
MR_W
15:51:30
afternoon
DeepPan
15:51:32
ow do? :)
MaJiKman
15:51:42
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MaJiKman
15:52:03
Afternoon all, any feed up yet?
DeepPan
15:52:37
only some grain and sunflower seeds! :D
MaJiKman
15:53:13
Oh such a wit DeepPan,
DeepPan
15:53:36
oh, there’s no beginning to my talents! :D
MaJiKman
15:53:58
Wish there was a bloody end
MaJiKman
15:54:22
Where are you now DeepPan
DeepPan
15:55:05
at the keyboard
MaJiKman
15:55:26
You see, I knew you’d be trouble
DeepPan
15:56:06
you come in here, throwing all your questions around, well …. :D
MaJiKman
15:56:17
and where pray tell is this keyboard
MaJiKman
15:56:40
Dont tell me on the desk
DeepPan
15:56:54
that would be daft
DeepPan
15:57:00
right here
MaJiKman
15:57:30
Oh that makes it perfectly clear, glad I asked
DeepPan
15:57:56
see, nothing good came from asking questions ;)
MaJiKman
15:58:29
True I suppose, I’m going to the fridge to get a beer
Ewen
15:58:33
Afternoon again
MaJiKman
15:58:46
Hi Ewen
Batwench
15:59:33
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DeepPan
15:59:51
am, streamage! :)
Batwench
15:59:52
Hello
DeepPan
15:59:57
afternoon
windrider
16:00:38
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GBRedneck
16:00:46
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GBRedneck
16:00:49
afternoon all
MaJiKman
16:01:22
I don’t know wether it will come up in a question @ewen but any thoughts on the warning not to upgrade iPhones due a worsening problem with 3 and 4g connections in the latest update.
MaJiKman
16:02:18
Afternoon Batwench, Windrider and Gbredneck
Batwench
16:02:40
MaJiKman: is it on american carriers or uk as well
windrider
16:03:13
No problems with such updates in Australia,
Batwench
16:03:16
Come out Jeff we will still love and support you
MaJiKman
16:03:21
Not sure Batwench saw it on Forbes
jeff
16:03:35
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Batwench
16:03:57
JeffG: Ewen GET THAT CHEESE TO SICKBAY
windrider
16:04:57
Safari pixellating the BTN window, FireFux wouldn’t play, working OK in Chrome
MaJiKman
16:05:33
Safari fine for me
MaJiKman
16:05:52
My problem is crappy BT service
windrider
16:07:20
3am Saturday, 20ºC. 12 hours ago it was ove 43º.
MaJiKman
16:07:52
Had quite a discussion with muller about Apple, his dislike of Apple is nothing like my hatred of BT
Batwench
16:08:31
Show title before the show - no snow plough down Jeffs alley
mullerbiker
16:09:39
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MaJiKman
16:10:07
Hi Muller
Batwench
16:10:11
hello muller
Steve
16:10:31
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Batwench
16:10:51
Or it was deforsting
Steve
16:10:52
Hi, y’all
MaJiKman
16:11:02
Hi Steve
Steve
16:11:17
I’m not awake
Batwench
16:11:53
So who are we going to edcuate JeffG in this week?
Steve
16:11:54
Defrosted coyote is the name of my Eagles cover band
windrider
16:12:04
I’m awake but not aware……
bobbeach
16:12:12
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Crikeytrousers
16:13:03
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Batwench
16:13:23
Crossroads? The sweeney?
Crikeytrousers
16:13:25
Panic over. I’m here
MaJiKman
16:13:32
You’ve always got the chat room Ewen
Batwench
16:13:36
excellent Crikeytrousers
MaJiKman
16:13:53
Hi Crikey
windrider
16:14:00
fake up news
bobbeach
16:14:13
Many More people in the chat room than guests!
MaJiKman
16:14:16
The BTN trump show
Crikeytrousers
16:14:16
Hi chaps
Batwench
16:14:21
Well sort out your lag ewen
Steve
16:14:35
Crikey - good morning. Or evening.
bobbeach
16:15:33
The video feed on my iPad Pro is still stuttering
Crikeytrousers
16:15:34
Afternoon Steve
Ewen
16:15:57
your ipad @bobbeach. we are blameless
bobbeach
16:16:04
Right
MR_W
16:16:16
my safari is the same
Crikeytrousers
16:16:27
Me too bobbeach. iPad Pro
Batwench
16:16:38
Question for the room and studio: Without looking on interweb, which year was Ivor the Engine first shown on TV?
bobbeach
16:16:44
It’s been like that for ages
bobbeach
16:17:05
1975
Crikeytrousers
16:17:06
Good for your arse mullerbiker
windrider
16:17:21
Only seems to be US networks
Batwench
16:17:41
bobbeach: nope - was originally made in black and white and shown in 1959
mullerbiker
16:17:47
Crikeytrousers: lightweight
bobbeach
16:17:55
It was a pure guess
Crikeytrousers
16:18:26
1978 Ivor
Batwench
16:18:45
bobbeach: that was the colour series. I was surprised as well
Batwench
16:19:01
A disapointing 2 inches
bobbeach
16:19:02
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Batwench
16:19:52
Ewen - nope you should be good the UK still nicks water from Cumbria and north wales
windrider
16:20:25
using colloquy on Mac. mullerbiker shown in sidebar as faded grey text. Please explain, all other users in proper dark text.
Batwench
16:20:48
windrider: I have him alright
Crikeytrousers
16:20:54
Nobody likes him windrider
Steve
16:21:00
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mullerbiker
16:21:10
I was looking at another app so it sent me to sleep
Crikeytrousers_
16:21:20
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bobbeach
16:22:24
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windrider
16:22:42
it’s fixed itself now
mullerbiker
16:22:52
Crikeytrousers_: Crikeytrousers so bad we named him twice
Crikeytrousers
16:23:34
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windrider
16:24:05
Stream stalled, restarted in Safari, no longer pixellated
bobbeach
16:24:37
Macs used to be ludicrously expensive, then they became affordable and now they're heading back to unaffordable again!
Crikeytrousers_
16:25:31
I’m happy doing everything on my iPad
mullerbiker
16:25:50
Was it this?
Ewen
16:26:28
no
mullerbiker
16:26:46
Batwench
16:28:10
I know that unforuanlty my next computer will be a pc
bobbeach
16:28:11
In real terms they are still a lot cheaper than in the past
Steve
16:28:37
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mullerbiker
16:29:34
Batwench: just put linux on my chromebook.
mullerbiker
16:29:44
Or Batwench hackintosh
Batwench
16:29:55
Mind you I am still using my Mid 2009 Mac book pro - on it at the moment so It wont be for a while LOL
bobbeach
16:30:41
I really like Windows 10 on my Surface Pro, Batwench, so It doesn't bother me if I go back to a PC
MaJiKman
16:30:54
same bat-wench mines a 2010
Crikeytrousers_
16:31:01
My 2011 13” MBP still runs good
Batwench
16:31:04
bobbeach: my MBP runs it lovel on bootcamp
Crikeytrousers_
16:31:29
Struggles with 4K
WesFL
16:32:58
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Batwench
16:33:01
the only reason I am using a x is that mr Batwench got the new 10 and I got his old one. my lovely 7plus went to mt Father in law
windrider
16:33:03
my 2008 MacBook Pro still runs well, the 2011 model died in 2017.
bobbeach
16:33:04
I use my Surface Pro much more than my MacBook Pro these days. It's much more versatile - it has touch, an excellent pen, a detachable keyboard, it's lighter and more portable.
Crikeytrousers_
16:33:07
I’ve a 7 plus and it’s still a awesome phone
Batwench
16:33:39
bobbeach: mr batwench got a pro for xmas - his mac mini was on last legs so he got one of those instead.
MaJiKman
16:33:49
I never upgraded each year but on the two year tariff plan
bobbeach
16:33:50
Same here Jeff. I didn't upgrade this year
Batwench
16:34:00
Crikeytrousers_: my 7 plus great battery life and does the job
bobbeach
16:34:14
No, just perfectly happy with my X
Batwench
16:34:21
I wont change my plan - sim only old all the data you can eat plan
windrider
16:34:53
I used to attend Mac User G/roup meetings with a Mac Mini, even carried a 15in monitor in the computer bag.
Batwench
16:35:25
and the expict tag goes here
Crikeytrousers_
16:35:55
I’d rather have cheap, back street eye surgery than go back to a windows machine.
Batwench
16:35:57
mullerbiker: but we know a person who is linked to the BTN who can do that.
Steve
16:36:19
Reminds me of the old MUG meetings in Denver when we’d carry in our 128K and 512K Macs and copy software.
windrider
16:36:43
the 2011 model was the first Apple model was the first to use tin-free solder, thatr was wot killed it.
bobbeach
16:37:19
They've improved dramatically in the last few years Crikeytrousers. The Microsoft Surface line is superb
Crikeytrousers_
16:38:03
No way bobbeach. The scars are to deep
Batwench
16:38:08
mullerbiker: that is why you ask for referals - that way you don’t take it to a muppet
bobbeach
16:38:19
It's a pity the batteries are no longer easily replaceable by the user
Steve
16:38:40
Agreed, Crikey. I just can’t do Windows anymore.
windrider
16:38:59
We talking MacPro or MacBook Pro, muller?
Crikeytrousers_
16:39:07
OooooO. My touchpad it being dodgy and mine is 2011 mullerbiker
mullerbiker
16:39:23
Macbook pro 2011
Crikeytrousers_
16:39:33
Yes mate
Batwench
16:39:43
Crikeytrousers_: that may be the problem so you may have learnt something this year
windrider
16:39:54
Battery is easily replaceable in the 2011 model, you just need a battery
mullerbiker
16:39:59
Crikeytrousers: the check you battery it might have split
bobbeach
16:40:04
So you say Jeff!
MaJiKman
16:40:47
bloody kids
Crikeytrousers_
16:41:02
Hahaha MaJiKman
bobbeach
16:41:37
According to some REpublicans public transport is a socialist plot to undermine individualism! (I'm not kidding)
windrider
16:42:06
stoopid refucklicans
bobbeach
16:42:31
Agreed Majikman, they're just youngsters
MaJiKman
16:42:47
They’ll be the only party in the USA
Batwench
16:43:04
wow and i thought Cumbria was the back of beyond. THat explination of the US suddenly the election of the current president
MaJiKman
16:43:07
In power I mean
Batwench
16:43:18
seems clear
MaJiKman
16:43:38
Hanks Bob
MaJiKman
16:43:46
Thanks
MaJiKman
16:44:48
Barclays are the same and say its down to Apple
Batwench
16:45:18
Ewen - what happens if someone has a business card and uses it with face id but they then leave the country - can the company disassocate the person from the card
Batwench
16:45:43
company not country!
MaJiKman
16:46:09
Is it because Buisness cards can have many on one acount
Batwench
16:46:45
Or they are moving them to a new - more inotative project and they need them
Batwench
16:47:31
They are being called off the earthly projects and being returned to the mother ship statis storage
Batwench
16:48:52
I get that reference :-)
Batwench
16:49:56
windrider: Muller has gone light gray for me now as well
mullerbiker
16:50:12
I was browsing the net
bobbeach
16:50:19
How old must A Tesla be before they refuse to replace the battery!
Batwench
16:50:39
mullerbiker: but why should you go light gray
mullerbiker
16:50:56
Cause colloquies pauses
Batwench
16:51:26
mullerbiker: but you are still light gray even though you are using it
windrider
16:51:28
@batwench, it means his IRC client goes to sleep when not used
mullerbiker
16:51:45
Thats what i said
mullerbiker
16:51:56
Im on my ipad
bobbeach
16:52:55
On the Mac App Store. It's been on Mac for ages
Crikeytrousers_
16:53:00
Bummer. My feed has gone
Steve
16:53:15
What Bob said...
Batwench
16:53:31
Crikeytrousers_: I still have it
MaJiKman
16:54:01
appalling Office 365 is crap
bobbeach
16:54:53
The latest versions of Office apps on the Mac are very good. Previously (Office 2016 I think it was) were not
MaJiKman
16:55:11
Yes it is you can export numbers to excel and vis versa
bobbeach
16:56:05
That's rubbish about MS apps on the Mac. May have been true in the past, it's not now
Crikeytrousers_
16:57:18
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windrider
16:58:17
feed is gone, not coming back in Chromer, times out.
Batwench
16:58:28
I have had word, excel etc on my mbp for yonks. I am confused
Batwench
16:58:40
My feed is okay and still running
MaJiKman
16:58:53
Why on earth would you want to put Windows on your Mac
windrider
16:59:18
@batwench, I bet your Office setup wasn’t from the Mac App Store
Batwench
16:59:24
MaJiKman: becuase the apple office type suite is dire
mullerbiker
16:59:59
Wine is free Ewen
MaJiKman
17:00:04
No way bat-wench Pages, numbers and Keynote
Batwench
17:00:05
windrider: nope - got it when I was offically a student
windrider
17:00:33
@batwench, there youy have it, different access versions
bobbeach
17:00:50
Office 365 is terrific on both Windows and Mac. I switch between them seamlessly all the time via OneDrive
MaJiKman
17:00:56
Dont use any window based soft-wear
MaJiKman
17:01:25
Always a better Mac app available
Batwench
17:01:40
Dont corel do draw stuff
bobbeach
17:02:00
Not so. Excel is in a different league from Numbers for example
JeffG
17:02:47
Yep. Corel does drawing and painting apps, WordPerfect, and video editing apps.
MaJiKman
17:03:34
yes bob complete overkill
bobbeach
17:03:54
Not for a number cruncher like me
MaJiKman
17:04:02
Docent do the basics at all well
Batwench
17:04:06
Within the 1st few lines of the MacKeeper entry on Wiki is @MacKeeper is utility software distributed by Kromtech Alliance. A controversial product, it has been accused of not performing as advertised and being difficult to fully uninstall.@
Batwench
17:04:44
WOrd Perfect was great
MaJiKman
17:05:05
Dont go anywhere near MacKeeper
bobbeach
17:05:15
Frontpage was MS's terrible web editor
Steve
17:05:24
It sucked
MaJiKman
17:05:26
Word Star
bobbeach
17:05:52
Yes, I used WordStar
Batwench
17:06:05
Ewen page maker?
bobbeach
17:06:05
before switching to WordPerfect
windrider
17:07:22
getting seriously pissed off with the FTTNsetup.
mullerbiker
17:07:44
Quark?
Batwench
17:08:11
Ewen according to serif website you can sill get pageplus, photoplus and drawplus are still avilable to prices at £19.99 each
MR_W
17:08:31
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mullerbiker
17:08:48
Think this was aimed a professional publishers
Batwench
17:09:15
It is part of their legacy
MaJiKman
17:09:19
How about this one ‘OS/2’
Batwench
17:10:27
legal and general had the ibm os as its main one when I worked there about 17 years ago
mullerbiker
17:10:28
OS/2 eight morw interations you get OSX
Steve
17:11:37
Nooooooo
MaJiKman
17:11:54
Was going to buy it long with Lotus 1-2-3. Luckily moved on to the stand with the gorgeous girls
JeffG
17:12:01
MaJiKman
17:12:44
Just bought 3 new domains form them, mentioned BTN and got me 20% discount
bobbeach
17:15:04
Is it better than Duet Display Jeff?
Steve
17:16:20
Microsoft Solitaire Collection by Microsoft Corporation https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/microsoft-solitaire-collection/id1103438575?mt=8
bobbeach
17:16:43
I love it too Steve
Batwench
17:17:26
Steve: I also have that app on premium and I also have wordament
bobbeach
17:17:39
Should be called Patience Collection of course
bobbeach
17:20:19
I thought your pic was going to be a yacht ewen!
MaJiKman
17:21:26
Sun-seeker maybe
windrider
17:21:34
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mullerbiker
17:23:28
Bye all.... Crikeytrousers is a wimp
Batwench
17:23:40
mullerbiker: his died
TomF
17:23:48
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Batwench
17:23:49
see you all for big show xcxc
mullerbiker
17:23:58
See ya later
bobbeach
17:24:07
Not sure I'll make the Big Show as there's a good football match on TV
TomF
17:24:24
Dang, joined just as Ewen got to “where would you be...”
Batwench
17:24:25
bobbeach: its foot ball so how can it be good?
Batwench
17:24:37
TomF: come back for big show tonight
MaJiKman
17:24:38
Thanks guys, yes bob have to watch that
TomF
17:24:57
Will try Batwench !
windrider
17:25:07
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Batwench
17:25:09
:-)
bobbeach
17:25:16
Bye bye
mullerbiker
17:25:21
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TomF
17:25:31
How’s your knee Batwench ??
bobbeach
17:25:35
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MaJiKman
17:25:48
where’s wighty boy
windrider
17:25:48
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Batwench
17:25:51
TomF: still buggered. Can’t out any weight on ot or move it much
TomF
17:26:04
Too bad. Take care
MaJiKman
17:26:12
See you next week.
Batwench
17:26:19
see you later
Batwench
17:26:25
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TomF
17:26:27
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WesFL
17:26:36
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MaJiKman
17:26:36
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Steve
17:27:34
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JeffG
17:31:29
bye gang!
JeffG
17:31:33
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GBRedneck
18:33:45
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Mullerbiker
19:16:00
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Ewen
19:16:10
Evening Muller
Ewen
19:16:16
Long time no see
Mullerbiker
19:24:40
Hello who is this?
mullerbiker_
19:28:32
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Batwench
19:44:27
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bengee
19:44:30
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JANI
19:45:23
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JANI
19:45:28
HI
windrider
19:45:29
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JANI
19:45:40
??
JANI
19:45:44
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bengee
19:45:57
Hi
windrider
19:47:05
Time for the day’s first cup of tea, almost 7am.
Ewen
19:47:21
Ahh tea
BenGillam
19:49:10
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Ewen
19:49:25
Ben was shortlived then
Batwench
19:53:57
ewen we streaming yet
mullerbiker_
19:54:16
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Mullerbiker
19:54:35
batwench noɊ
Batwench
19:54:55
How much did you drink at the kissmet?
Ewen
19:55:24
2 PInts
Batwench
19:55:30
of vodka?
Batwench
19:55:45
the drink question was directed to Mullerbiker
Batwench
19:56:01
as I have noé as a ressponce
Mullerbiker
19:56:08
Bought myself a replacemet battery with toos on amazonɮ54
Mullerbiker
19:56:16
batwench cobra
DeepPan
19:56:24
evening all
Mullerbiker
19:56:27
We are streaming now
Batwench
19:57:08
not having luck on chrome. will restart browser
Batwench
19:57:14
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Batwench
19:58:13
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windrider
19:58:54
….searches for mute button…..
Batwench
19:59:04
has will green had blonde highlights done?
mullerbiker_
19:59:24
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windrider
19:59:46
Was “Cracking” used?
BenGillam
20:00:04
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Batwench
20:00:39
more george micheal
IanUK
20:01:06
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IanUK
20:01:54
Evening all
DeepPan
20:02:08
Old when you have a grey pube? does that include one of your own? :D
Batwench
20:02:16
no offense ewen but when did you last see your pubic hair?
IanUK
20:02:27
lol @batwench
Batwench
20:02:36
wham but I was more than a duranie
Batwench
20:02:56
why is will not in chat room Mullerbiker
jeff
20:03:00
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Batwench
20:03:06
jeff: hello
Batwench
20:03:26
ewen has atley Broke it?
DeepPan
20:03:27
Twice nightly Jeff!
Batwench
20:03:40
DeepPan: only on a quiet night
Mullerbiker
20:04:33
on peut t'entendre
DeepPan
20:04:42
That’s french, spoken by a brit! :D
BenGillam
20:04:50
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Batwench
20:05:00
DeepPan: nope it wasnt shouted slowly and loudly
DeepPan
20:05:05
speak louder and put an “o’ on the end of everything
DeepPan
20:05:20
lol Batchwench
IanUK
20:05:25
Atley needs to get a Mac
DeepPan
20:05:34
argh, auto correct!!
Batwench
20:06:21
well JeffG came out on mac show
IanUK
20:06:40
Will as an aurora
Mullerbiker
20:06:54
personne ne devrait acheter un putain de macbook
Batwench
20:06:55
IanUK: nope that is the tech god that is will
DeepPan
20:06:58
Greenie is taking the “george michael” thing a bit far if he was going in the cupboard, so he could come out of the closet
Batwench
20:07:16
DeepPan: it is greenies blonde highlights I love
DeepPan
20:07:36
Careless Whisper
Batwench
20:07:44
Mullerbiker: ewen can you get greenie in the chat room
DeepPan
20:08:01
Freedom! :D
Mullerbiker
20:08:20
Dieu britannique du sexe tech
Atley
20:08:41
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Batwench
20:08:51
bonjour Atley
Batwench
20:09:21
why is muller scratching himself like a gorilla
DeepPan
20:09:35
Does Greenie have a story ready …..
DeepPan
20:09:51
… or is he “praying for time!” :D
Batwench
20:10:05
DeepPan: he needs to have faith
windrider
20:10:08
heheheh
DeepPan
20:10:20
Don’t let your son go down on me! :D
Batwench
20:10:22
Mullerbiker: cleo?
mullerbiker_
20:10:59
I was watching Kenny on YouTube.... hold up really well
DeepPan
20:11:09
Got the time on your cock? :D
DeepPan
20:11:29
only way you’ll get 2 hands and a face on that!! :D
Batwench
20:11:47
DeepPan
20:13:08
6 funniest Kenny everett https://youtu.be/guQiSKavtm4
IanUK
20:13:20
Yes
Batwench
20:13:23
I am ok on here
IanUK
20:13:24
Occasionally
Batwench
20:13:32
I am running chrome not safari
windrider
20:13:43
All the problems I had with Safari earlier on the Mac Show have stopped now I’m using the iMac.
Batwench
20:14:16
ewen what is the lag meant to be?
IanUK
20:14:20
Small Chris Ashley
campionuk
20:14:54
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windrider
20:17:16
The 2011 MacBook Pro has a DVD drive, once Muller gets the new battery fitted, he’ll be right
Batwench
20:17:33
I am seriously worried about Mr Batwench - he knows far too much about different types of shoes - do any of you know what a monk strap is on a mans show
Batwench
20:17:35
show
Mullerbiker
20:17:37
Nous sommes prts
Batwench
20:18:54
9.5 apparenlty
DeepPan
20:18:55
not to be confused with a monk strap-on!
Batwench
20:19:30
I hate a loafer
Batwench
20:19:46
Apparenlty that is a double monk
Mullerbiker
20:19:54
baiser un canard
windrider
20:20:03
I wear monk strap shoes. Ones that have a single velcro strap.
Batwench
20:20:38
apparenlty he got his for 19.99 on ebay
IanUK
20:21:18
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DeepPan
20:21:26
Greenie, order up a few thousand buckles and stick them on the shoes you’re still trying to shift! :D
mullerbiker_
20:21:43
Batwench: they look good on my link
Batwench
20:22:10
He will be joining us soon so keep the shoe gags for when he arrives
Mullerbiker
20:22:13
campion n'a pas d'histoire
mrbatwench
20:22:17
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windrider
20:22:32
Wikipedia says: A monk shoe is a style of shoe with no lacing, closed by a buckle and strap. It is also known as a monk strap, and has been described as the "most advanced" dress shoe.
DeepPan
20:22:39
Campion, live and without a net!
mullerbiker_
20:23:20
Atley: were you on mac break weekly?
WesFL
20:23:34
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Atley
20:24:01
lol
Atley
20:24:08
nice @mullerbiker
windrider
20:24:30
a bit more alive, though.
WesFL
20:24:35
Hi all
Batwench
20:24:44
It is cause is looking down it is nver a good pose
Batwench
20:24:54
It is the blonde hair highlights ewen
Batwench
20:25:08
If you could have is money
Batwench
20:25:42
mullerbiker_: UPSET ELLIS - never
Batwench
20:26:00
they look good
mullerbiker_
20:26:03
Batwench: he a pussy
mullerbiker_
20:26:22
He doing his exams too
WesFL
20:28:40
WhatsApp will become junk mail
mullerbiker_
20:29:33
Well with the news reporting about instagram if it goes there? All the self harm stuff and suicide posts
Batwench
20:30:29
Whatsapp is eincipyted how woll that change
Batwench
20:31:55
Would be nice to have just one app instead of 3 but I like the different stuff they do. Worried that messenger will be the more dominate ui about it
Batwench
20:32:40
mullerbiker_: is he at his gcse’s already?
mullerbiker_
20:32:49
Yep
windrider
20:34:33
Wire
mullerbiker_
20:34:52
Atley: dont mention butt plugs then
mrbatwench
20:35:31
Atley: If you are interested in secure messaging use Signal.
DeepPan
20:36:05
un-installed facebook from all my devices, best thing I ever did, highly recommend it
mullerbiker_
20:36:31
Above is link to instagram news re suicide
Batwench
20:39:36
DeepPan: I have a lot of mates who only do FB and I want to keep in touch with them. It is sad
DeepPan
20:39:59
Batwench, just go to the facebook website when you need to
Batwench
20:40:02
JeffG: I do
Batwench
20:40:29
DeepPan: I do. But
Batwench
20:40:46
Sorry I think I just married JeffG
mullerbiker_
20:40:49
DeepPan: i run my social life on faceslap
DeepPan
20:40:57
take the apps off, then the notifications stop, plus a lot of the data mining
Batwench
20:41:00
I do think they will take total end to end encription
JeffG
20:41:08
We need to pick our China pattern, BW!
mullerbiker_
20:41:29
Greenie farting again?
Batwench
20:41:35
JeffG: more of a boho mixed pattern pre loved kind of girl
Batwench
20:41:45
or cornish blue
JeffG
20:42:00
I’m OK with both.
Atley
20:42:12
Mullerbiker
20:42:14
windrider
20:42:16
been around for years.
Batwench
20:42:28
JeffG: we could be a morman family and your angela can be part of the marriage as well
Batwench
20:42:47
just without the god thing
Atley
20:42:52
do you mean Mormon?
Batwench
20:43:03
Atley: that as well
Atley
20:43:07
lol
mrbatwench
20:43:19
Messenger has end to end encryption but you have to enable it as lots of facebook specific features aren’t compatible with it so suspect unified architecture will be the same.
Batwench
20:43:35
I think I peed of mrbatwench with shoes and jeff
Batwench
20:44:23
mrbatwench dear - I am on wine, dihydrocine and ibuprofen due to my knee ;-)
mullerbiker_
20:46:14
Batwench: you woman alway wine.....
DeepPan
20:46:18
weren’t congress pushing to regulate social media, especially facebook?
mrbatwench
20:48:14
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mrbatwench
20:48:37
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DeepPan
20:50:09
looking at that picture, didn’t that win the sex toy award at CES this year? :D
mrbatwench
20:52:02
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Batwench
20:52:06
mullerbiker_: looks like something from flash gordon
DeepPan
20:52:11
Remember, all the brains who invent rockets and space missions ARE NOT the people who get in the rockets!
mrbatwench
20:52:18
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mrbatwench
20:53:10
Hope George Pal doesn’t sue Musk.
Batwench
20:53:21
DeepPan: true
WesFL
20:53:48
It's a brave new world
Mullerbiker
20:53:49
The journey from Earth to Mars takesʏabout 300 days. Every two years Mars is at its closest point, only 55 million km from Earth, and it's the ideal time to send a spacecraft. Travel time depends on the positions of the planets and how much fuel you're willing to burn. May 2013
Batwench
20:54:12
Elon musk can also no longer move his forhead
Batwench
20:55:15
Ewen: have you seen how Smooth his forhead is - botox
mullerbiker_
20:55:25
Batwench: is it due to botox
DeepPan
20:55:31
Batwench, is that from all the hair plugs he’s got in?
Batwench
20:55:54
Also dont say he hasnt had a nose job
Batwench
20:56:17
He is from south africe
windrider
20:56:18
Whack-fuck-istan is wher Musk belongs
windrider
20:57:00
neither stable nor genius
Batwench
20:57:50
i have often though that the more intellent people are the more likely they have have a mental illness. This is just what I have seen in real life
TomF
20:57:55
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Batwench
20:58:12
two pencils up the nose, doesnt that make him a pencil case.
TomF
20:58:25
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Batwench
20:58:27
I can’t watch the last eposide - I am in tears each and every time
Batwench
20:58:43
The same as when i hear the last post
DeepPan
20:59:05
Sprinkles? Er, no thanks! :D
Batwench
20:59:21
Rowan Atkinson - came to the school in my little village
DeepPan
21:00:07
Hang on, is CampionUK going to end up posting a sex toy story? :D :D :D
Batwench
21:00:18
as in not a visit went to the private school here - yes it does have a hogwarts vibe
DeepPan
21:00:19
#DoingAJeff
WesFL
21:01:06
Fake News
Batwench
21:01:28
wales wont be getting it
DeepPan
21:01:35
Hang on! Facts getting in the way of a story? Stop that right now! :D
DeepPan
21:01:50
We have standards! :D
Batwench
21:02:16
Ewen: oi some of us are athiest pagans
Batwench
21:03:25
mullerbiker_: I have a medical qualification - St johns 1st aid
windrider
21:03:34
The nearest he comes to being an MD is Mentally Deficient.
Batwench
21:04:22
mullerbiker_: and that was gotten in a feild
Batwench
21:04:46
dont start mullerbiker_ on batteries
mrbatwench
21:05:12
But don’t leave the door of a microwave - will cook you.
DeepPan
21:05:45
Ewen, the managing editor and founder of mullers new site “has a BA in Bible and Greek from Moody Bible Institute”. ‘nuff said! :D
Batwench
21:06:08
Sheep only come into it when something goes wrong at Sellafield
Batwench
21:06:54
or Trawsfynydd
Batwench
21:07:09
Oh trust mrbatwench to be seriod
Batwench
21:07:20
serious
DeepPan
21:07:32
Some welsh people pay extra for those radiated sheep, as they also deal with public hair removal! :D
DeepPan
21:07:44
pubic
Batwench
21:07:52
I get less going for a xray than I would living in Edingburg or Cornwall
DeepPan
21:07:55
bloody auto correct again
windrider
21:08:13
Muller, your XM25 link dates from 2010.
Mullerbiker
21:08:18
The more scans you have, the higher your lifetime exposure and therefore the higher your risk. The American College of Radiology recommends limiting lifetime diagnostic radiation exposure to 100 mSv. That is equal toʏ10,000ʣhest x-rays or up to 25 chest CTs. Jul 2013
Batwench
21:08:27
Ewen - I have one of those bagdes
Batwench
21:08:41
YOu meen Micro - milli WILL kill you
Batwench
21:08:59
if you get enough
Batwench
21:09:07
And mrbatwench will now tell you the doese
Batwench
21:09:15
it is his job
mrbatwench
21:09:28
Tell us about Bremstralung Ewen
windrider
21:09:31
twit
mullerbiker_
21:10:02
Philodelpia experiment... or when cheese making goes wrong
mrbatwench
21:11:13
Very good
Batwench
21:12:02
20 per year - I must admit Sellafield limits are actully lower than the national ones. Not that they are paranoid or anything
Batwench
21:12:34
Ian will probably get a higher dose than I do. Still safe
Batwench
21:13:16
Harwell is different to sellafield - trust me I work there
Batwench
21:13:34
mullerbiker_: btw mrbatwench is also cornish
mrbatwench
21:13:48
Harp
mrbatwench
21:14:16
And I work at the other one
DeepPan
21:14:18
Is this Germany promissing to buy US hardware for 5G, on the quiet? :)
Ewen
21:14:24
I know @batwench, I worked there 20 years ago
windrider
21:16:40
genuinely unfounded?
Batwench
21:18:21
mmmm chips from the chinses - some of the best chippies in the world
mullerbiker_
21:19:08
Best chippies a greek cypriot
mullerbiker_
21:19:23
Do best batteredfish
DeepPan
21:20:10
I don’t think they ever found a motherboard with the chip on it
Batwench
21:20:21
mullerbiker_: good call
DeepPan
21:20:32
Bloomberg posted with zero proof
mrbatwench
21:20:56
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Batwench
21:21:40
Some people have a go at the BBC for delaying posting news stories but since they got got bit in the arse a few years ago they check the news they post. I am happy with tis
Batwench
21:22:38
I misied what he said I was talking to my cat
Batwench
21:22:52
and for next week ewen !
Batwench
21:23:45
No more tainted by some of the people who give them money
Batwench
21:24:16
who are you ewen - Jodi?
Batwench
21:25:21
I like the Hawai phones I have played with - good build, responsive
mullerbiker_
21:26:07
£444 for a top of line P20 pro
Batwench
21:28:14
campionuk: do what Mr B does - have many, many phones
DeepPan
21:30:18
If you want to buy those stickers, I have some magic beans you might be interested in :D
Batwench
21:30:29
JeffG: I can get you a full ‘windscale’ suit if you want to stop ration
Batwench
21:30:51
complete with Sellag
windrider
21:30:55
Proof that it was all staged!
Batwench
21:31:00
sellafield issue green tape
DeepPan
21:31:46
is that some earth that they trod in to the sound stage? :D
JeffG
21:32:00
You’re the best, BW!
Batwench
21:32:42
is it wrong that after, dihidrocidone, ibuprofen and wine my knee still hurts when I try to walk?
Batwench
21:33:17
DeepPan: you can get the anti-radiation stickers at the cheapo shops over here
mullerbiker_
21:33:52
Batwench: i use alumimium roll
DeepPan
21:34:16
how they going to make a case for that? :)
windrider
21:34:25
Aluminium foil hats have been shown not to block anything.
mullerbiker_
21:35:10
Wensleydale Greenie?
Batwench
21:35:12
mullerbiker_: mrbatwench only make sme use a foil hat when I am close to my mam or my mate anne nutter
Batwench
21:35:53
yes that is her real name and we used to work together when I taiught - it was craze and nutter
Batwench
21:36:26
Ewen = I need to give you contact details of my mate - him and his bro has apple products in a lock up - you could open a museum
windrider
21:37:09
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campionuk
21:37:31
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mullerbiker_
21:37:39
Bramley Batwench
Mullerbiker
21:38:53
my new battery
Atley
21:39:03
have a great weekend!
Batwench
21:39:05
ewen - do anyof you still play fortnight
BTNLinks_
21:39:21
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JeffG
21:39:35
bye, gang!
DeepPan
21:39:37
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Ewen
21:39:40
<< Leaves the chat room
JeffG
21:39:43
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Batwench
21:39:47
<< Leaves the chat room
windrider
21:41:52
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windrider
21:42:03
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Mullerbiker
21:42:14
bye jeff
mullerbiker_
21:42:54
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Mullerbiker
21:44:32
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Atley
21:48:47
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XxWULFQUEENxX
22:11:11
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XxWULFQUEENxX
22:12:32
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January 25 2019 22:12:32