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Time
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laetitia
13:44:23
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laetitia
13:44:42
salut
laetitia
13:44:50
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BTNLinks
18:29:38
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Batwench
18:30:25
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Ewen
18:30:29
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Ewen
18:30:44
Evening BW
Batwench
18:31:37
Hello. Just setting up as also cooking tea so you may have my alter ego Ed209 in here as well for a while as that is on the kitchen computer.
Batwench
18:31:50
Yes I have a computer let
Batwench
18:31:57
litterally in every room
Ewen
18:32:27
AWESOME!
Ewen
18:32:43
Glad you can join us
ED2091
18:33:57
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ED2091
18:35:02
its me x two
Ewen
18:35:03
We are downa few tonight. Atley’s brother in Law was in a terrible state last week and Hauwa’s Dad passed away yesterday, then Rich has cried off. Should have 4 though
ED2091
18:35:27
i hate weeks like that
ED2091
18:35:53
send my love and hugs to Hauwa
Ewen
18:38:20
Will Do. We are all part of a generation that are losing our peers and our parents. Mum and Dad are both 90 soon, they’ve lost all their friends and I’m just bracing myself for a phone call in the night
ED2091
18:40:26
I know. It is effing horrible. Mind you my imortally experiment is going well. More than I can say for one of my former students. He actually brought in his death certificate (hospital doctors version) to show me one day.
Ewen
18:41:42
Nah I’m not a fearer of death. It gonna happen. Ellis asked me once about death and I said, “I’ve done all I want to do to this point, I cant moan. If its my time then I’d rather it wasnt but I’ve used my life well to now”
Batwench
18:43:07
I am not bothered either. My atoms have been stuff before and will be stuff again/ Providing the unvierse is a closed system retc. Laws of thermodymaics are reincarnation LOL
ED2091
18:45:07
have you booked decent weather for the bashthis year?
muller
18:49:31
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ED2091
18:52:14
The Now Show on tommorow night is going to be a belter. Although the song at the end isn't the best that I have heard.
muller
18:53:10
heloo batwench
ED2091
18:54:11
hellllooooooooo muller
muller
18:54:49
hello matey
muller
18:55:04
Who is ED2091
Ewen
18:55:36
Batwench Muller
ED2091
18:55:36
A later more pyscho version of Ed209
muller
18:55:39
I got a story I might reference you in :) batwench but in a good way
ED2091
18:56:01
Who are you and what have you done with Muller. You would never reference me in a good way
Batwench
18:57:12
Ewen - can you please pass on a message to Sharon, that I can no longer have sweetcorn on the cob without ground pepper on it.
Batwench
18:57:16
Damn her.
Batwench
18:57:59
Frozen?
ED2091
19:00:23
MUller - turn it off and on again
patrice
19:00:39
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Majikman
19:01:27
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ED2091
19:02:33
ewen do you have bats flying over casa rankin?
Ewen
19:02:34
I can hear you
MrBatwench
19:02:38
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muller
19:02:39
is there anybody there?
Ewen
19:02:43
Muller I can here you
Ewen
19:02:45
hear
Ewen
19:02:53
you cant hear me. Sound turned down?
Ewen
19:03:02
Wrong audio source
ED2091
19:03:13
We can hear you muller but wewn cant
Ewen
19:03:13
I hear you fine
Ewen
19:03:16
dont change that
Majikman
19:03:18
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Ewen
19:03:27
but you dont hear me so that is your output audio setting
Ewen
19:03:44
Preferences>Sound>Output
JeffG
19:05:04
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MrBatwench
19:05:36
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MrBatwench
19:06:24
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ED2091
19:06:39
JeffG - is it something they have put in the Boulder water lately.
ED2091
19:07:17
I work at a nuke site and we dont get this excitment
muller
19:07:43
Who is ED?
MrBatwench
19:08:14
Who had the Bomb disposal unit out a couple of years ago Batwench
JeffG
19:08:20
I'm glad you don't have this excitement at a nuke site!
tioaboa
19:08:26
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ED2091
19:08:33
MrBatwench - you weere locked down
ED2091
19:09:06
That is no beard , that is a badger.
MrBatwench
19:09:09
Yes but that was an anthrax scare.
patrice
19:09:21
Back when I was in Germany, we would have the disposal unit out every couple of months or so. Big evacuations about once a year
tioaboa
19:09:28
Its paint :D
muller
19:10:26
was it a pink panther bomb
muller
19:10:59
this microphone is good then
ED2091
19:11:03
right returning to my normal id
ED2091
19:11:09
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MrBatwench
19:11:26
Muller has stollen Patrices audio
Batwench
19:12:06
right back to normal multiple personalityh
Batwench
19:12:25
Ed209 has left the building
Batwench
19:13:15
ewen - you need to pi
BenGillam_
19:13:20
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BenGillam_
19:13:28
Evening all
Batwench
19:13:42
put something in your contract that if they cancel at a late time they still have to pay
MrBatwench
19:14:01
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Batwench
19:15:14
NOKIA
Batwench
19:15:49
one plus
BenGillam_
19:17:30
LG has always been a strong design company but not technically, I remember my wife years ago really wanted an LG shine. Looked amazing but technically it was woeful
Batwench
19:17:52
It is really the OS that makes them different. And then there are only minor tweaks for each manufacturer on android
Batwench
19:18:48
no
Batwench
19:20:59
TV
muller
19:21:35
there an echo batwench?
BobBeach
19:21:49
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Batwench
19:22:23
Muller - its the bunnymen you have to watch out for.
Batwench
19:22:40
The last windows phone os was brilliant
muller
19:22:44
hahaha
BenGillam_
19:25:54
I wonder if windows phone would have fared better if it wasn’t born in the ballmer era
BenGillam_
19:26:14
The whole windows 8 metro thing was a huge false start
MrBatwench
19:26:17
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muller
19:26:28
I think microsoft are now the new google
Batwench
19:27:10
Specsavers do some sort of scan that can detect some some sort of eye prblem before it normally appears
BobBeach
19:27:11
Meaning what @muller?
muller
19:27:30
they cancel the good stuff
BobBeach
19:27:35
Right
Batwench
19:27:46
I have symptoms but I get doctors gender bias
patrice
19:28:08
Batwench: that's the worst. So many women have to deal with BS like that!
Batwench
19:28:13
Cat Scan - the purr changes
Batwench
19:28:43
Elysian feels is where the lamb is
BenGillam_
19:29:09
There was also something about detecting covid from heart rate
muller
19:29:26
the ginger cat is up here stealing food again from the cat who lives up here
Batwench
19:29:35
Patrice - its my womb causing hysteria and moving around my body so I don't know much
patrice
19:30:06
oh my @Batwench Hope it doesn't make you too emotional
Batwench
19:30:48
patrice I am getting to that age where I am pre-menopausal so you know an extra excuse for me
muller
19:31:11
Ewen dying to talk about physics
MrBatwench
19:31:44
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Batwench
19:32:18
muller my fault - technically the 1st law of thermodynamics is reincarnation explained.
muller
19:32:35
;)
trigger
19:32:36
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Batwench
19:32:45
Providing the universe as we know it is a closed system
Batwench
19:33:14
Mark Zuckerburg has the area code of 666
Batwench
19:33:54
Patrice - that lippy colour really suits you. I can't wear a coral type colour.
patrice
19:34:16
Thanks @Batwench It's one of my favorites from M.A.C.
Batwench
19:34:20
It make sme look like my gran
Batwench
19:34:55
I love MAC - the day they do a lippy that lasts like maybeling 24hr I will be such a happy kitty bun
Batwench
19:35:16
Muller - what is your background?
patrice
19:35:23
They last pretty long for me. Certainly almost all day
muller
19:35:34
batwench my street
BobBeach
19:36:01
Utter bollocks indeed
Batwench
19:36:34
Patrice - MIne don't tea and milk is not lippy frienddly. Even 1% milk
patrice
19:37:09
I'm drinking tea & milk right now @Batwench
Batwench
19:37:20
JeffG - how do you take your tea?
Batwench
19:37:33
patrice I am on the 'grape juice'
Batwench
19:38:04
I am looking forward to bash. Do I do Loki inspired costume - I have a corset
JeffG
19:38:07
@Batwench oat milk and a teaspoon of honey
Batwench
19:38:50
What is it with Americans and honey in tea? Oat milk good in tea, almond milk works well in coffee
patrice
19:39:12
I love honey in tea
JeffG
19:39:13
I use use local honey to help with allergies
Batwench
19:39:17
Muller - the most rode bike in brum
Batwench
19:39:26
MILES
Batwench
19:39:57
Ewen - My post code of CA27 covers miles and miles
Batwench
19:40:21
JeffG - local honey good to beat hayfever.
JeffG
19:40:29
Yep!
BobBeach
19:40:50
What is that background @muller?
Batwench
19:41:28
EWen - I am not that stupid that is why I did the postal area only. It is bad enough you actully KNOW where I live and ply you with gin
muller
19:41:31
its in skype
Batwench
19:42:30
What 3 words has helped people in the lake district, when you can get a signal, for mountain resuce . Helvellyn is a large mountain so it helps that way.
Batwench
19:43:07
Patrice - why do you still have a USA flag behind you.
Batwench
19:43:17
JeffG - you genius you.
JeffG
19:43:23
:-)
patrice
19:43:28
I've had that for over 5 years @Batwench
Batwench
19:44:05
patrice but you is back in civilisation. Or is it to make the lovely wife and kids remember their roots
patrice
19:44:59
They're still in the US @Batwench and I will (hopefully) go back. Once I got my visa (so in another 12 months :( )
Batwench
19:45:10
JeffG - as in the lake district it would help in your part of the world
trigger
19:45:13
Practice, secretly tell us your what three words,..We will rescue you!
Batwench
19:45:20
muller - thats if yo uget a signal!
Batwench
19:45:55
patrice - so sorry. I thought your family had come with you. Must be hard
Batwench
19:46:12
Just look for my reg!
BobBeach
19:46:51
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Batwench
19:46:54
Or just ask for the mad cat lady. There are 10,000 working on site and I get cat questions from random people who need information on cats etc.!
patrice
19:47:03
That was the plan.. but then my little one's bio dad decided he cares about her after all and blocked that (after not caring for all her life basically)
Batwench
19:48:43
Ewen - I nkow I also subscrbe but I have 2 kidneys, does Kyle accept kidneys? I can give him one to pay to keep the news show
muller
19:49:09
batwench fanar fnar
Batwench
19:49:12
Patrick - one word for that BS - CockWomble
Batwench
19:49:36
When is Callum back on?
muller
19:49:47
batwench he mac
muller
19:50:18
callum need a sick note tomorrow he didnt turn up last week
tioaboa
19:50:52
Batwench
19:51:02
I have the same Star Wars Stamp Set as grant. I have mine framed as weel
Batwench
19:51:23
I have a better system. My chemist is my neighbour
Batwench
19:51:47
She brings me my drugs, she drinks my gion
Batwench
19:52:01
Do you rattle?
Batwench
19:53:00
Ewen - Drs receptionists - they can be thicker than a wall for a nuclear reactor to try and get through.
BenGillam_
19:53:33
My wife used pharmacy 2U seems to work well
Batwench
19:53:35
Muller - she should. stop her worrying
Batwench
19:53:57
I use my gpo app to reorder my meds and my neighbour derlivers
BenGillam_
19:54:29
And you can only buy two packs in one transaction
Batwench
19:54:40
You ought to try Ibroprophen in Tenerife - uber strenght and littery 60 for 50p
Batwench
19:55:58
My pain killers are class b.
tioaboa
19:57:31
Batwench
19:57:50
JeffG - surely if you tap it a lot it shoudnt be bouncy and wobbly
JeffG
19:58:23
I think they expect you use a mouse and keyboard.
Batwench
19:59:32
This has been out for a while.
Batwench
20:00:00
James Nesbitt - is an amazing straight actor and a comedy actor
trigger
20:01:31
He had his hair done
Batwench
20:02:10
Stan lee as a great creator of charaters - not just superheros.
Batwench
20:02:28
mUTE
Batwench
20:02:51
Has muller had his teeth whitened?
trigger
20:03:19
No, darkened
Ewen
20:03:23
I seriously doubt that
Batwench
20:03:53
Appernlty there are new NOKIA phones launched today
muller
20:06:43
Granty wondering around in the mountains
Batwench
20:06:58
Weclome to UK train stations
Batwench
20:08:01
JeffG - the bears would have used picnic baskets not suitcases
Batwench
20:08:30
Racons - are bloody clever aswell
Batwench
20:08:38
sneaking bar stwards
Batwench
20:09:04
Ewen - you know that rocket is basically a trash panda that can speak english - they are that clever
Batwench
20:09:45
Wait until cats and rackoons team up....
Batwench
20:10:18
Muller - sheep are too stupid. i dont believe this
Batwench
20:10:54
MOnlty Python quote - "that most rare of things - a clever sheep"
tioaboa
20:11:03
:D
Batwench
20:12:33
NEVER normal people
Ewen
20:13:03
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Batwench
20:13:18
go for the biggest
Batwench
20:13:47
does ewen know he has left the chat room jeff
Batwench
20:16:23
Muller - tell EWen we have booke droom for bash......
BTNLinks
20:16:52
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muller
20:17:17
batwench I ask
muller
20:17:35
i will ask even
Batwench
20:17:46
Muller - he has left chat room. I know when he has it planned. Staying at Castle bromwich hall again
muller
20:18:05
hold on
muller
20:18:23
trying to get in
Batwench
20:18:53
If no bash we can still use it as base as we have booked a 2 weeks off ork at that time for a staycation in the uk
tioaboa
20:20:18
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Batwench
20:23:43
It shows that your immunse system is working
Batwench
20:23:59
Damn shammed it didnt last longer
muller
20:24:17
batwench bitch ;0
Batwench
20:25:16
I know of 1 person who has had a rection to an injection. they rest have felt a bit rough afteards but would rather that than covid
Batwench
20:25:57
The person who had the reaction had never had a vactination before and had the same issue as I get when I take penicllin
muller
20:27:15
Batwench was the first time I felt so bad
Batwench
20:27:56
Like you had the flu and a migrane starting?
Batwench
20:28:20
Remind me to give Muller some oil for his chair
muller
20:28:40
buying a new chair batwench
Batwench
20:28:47
YOu mad fool
muller
20:28:54
its an old ikea chair
muller
20:29:14
the caster has broken and cat has destroyed it
Batwench
20:29:50
Sometimes the gene pool needs cholrination
muller
20:31:38
batwench see you at the bash them
Batwench
20:31:43
Now people know how people with ME feel when they have Long Covid
Batwench
20:31:58
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patrice
20:32:00
Thanks everyone!
JeffG
20:32:23
bye gang!
JeffG
20:32:26
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muller
20:32:49
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trigger
23:47:34
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April 08 2021 23:47:34